Is This True? COM #28: Entry 2 by acolucky

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punchline · @acolucky · Aug 29 '18

$3.21

Is This True? COM #28: Entry 2

Kiwi fruit is the fuzziest thing you can bite into that will not scream out in pain.

Now that @ilt-yodith is posting again, I am conjouring the ghosts of @mourningnoodles and @possumworks for a return visit. Wear something fuzzy.

Thank you.

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@belemo · Aug 29 '18

$0.03

Yeah and a Nigerian prostitute's butt

👍 acolucky

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@com-judge · Aug 29 '18

$2.68

Hi acolucky, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @take5
- @raj808
- @anouk.nox
 
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny)
 
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<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;">
</a>
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@disguarpe · Aug 31 '18

I prefer to bite mangoes...

👍 disguarpe

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@serkagan · Aug 29 '18

$0.06

Lol, especially when bite alone and in the dark, haha

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@take5 · Aug 29 '18

$0.03

If you take out your teeth first, you can bite into a lot of things that won't scream out in pain.

👍 acolucky

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