***Once upon a time in heaven
i met a really nice super human
With clear skin and handsome features
he could run rings around all creatures
Hence it was not that surprising 
that i found him incredibly inspiring
forthwith i asked him about his life
on earth before he left his beautiful wife
He looked at me with a grin and said***

***"I had but three wives in entirety
and so beautiful; mores the pity
i had to fight and grind every single day
which was insufferable on account of my measly pay
they would ask of me the most uncommon things
like diamond plates, golden grates and brass rings
Since i did not have money i would always say
if god has his will then you shall have your way
this did hold them down for one whole week
right until they chanced on me wetting my beak
I was you see at the tavern with little Rosy
whose cheeks matched her fame; bless her anatomy
they caught me with my hands around her neck
and my lips puckered up to give hers a peck
they always said that hell hath no fury
like a little woman who was judge and jury
But my problem was multiplied threefold
they screamed, shouted and truth be told
did almost everything that a woman could
and many others that only monsters would
i was soundly beaten black and blue
in places which i scarcely knew
So i resigned myself to my fate and begged away
asked their forgiveness for just one more day
I plied them with gifts of every color
and waited on them for close to an hour
Until they decided to forget but not forgive
so it came to pass that i was allowed to live
i went about my life just like everyone
plodding and working with nary any fun
But one day it so happened that i had been to church
wearing my best suit and sitting next to Birch
I prayed and begged the Lord to make me happy
and give me what i asked for like my old pappy
a home to boot and a heaven to play
Then the Lord must have seen the light
and recognized my misbegotten plight
He led me to the darkest corner behind the pew
and bade me wait there until the clock strikes two
I waited with supreme patience and faith
and was suitably rewarded when the hour cometh
Rosy stepped inside inside and made a beeline to me
she clasped me in her arms and implored, don’t you see
i love you like no one else that came before thee
let us run away to be happy forever and free
With the Lords blessings the decision was made
the road to our new future was quickly relaid
But unbeknownst to me my oldest wife had seen
our hugs, kisses and everything else in between
They locked us up in the old forgotten rectory
in a manner that was entirely unsatisfactory
with no food, water, drink or bread
forsooth we eventually fell dead
Ever since i have been here it has been magical
why i would even say that it is logical
for me to be surrounded by beautiful angels
who seem lovelier when viewed in different angles"***

***I was stunned by his fate and immediately said
for your sins you have not yet been paid
You must go to hell where your story will be read
and due punishment be inscribed on your forehead
But he smiled and looked at me with utmost pity***

***He then leaned forward and said "heres the nitty gritty
i am glad i am in heaven; for it is run by a woman
who i find charming and nice; what a roll of the dice
I dont quite know what became of Rosy
all i know is that she is not with me
i am finally free to play the full deck
without my wives breathing down my neck”***