Well isn't this funny.  You do know how to entertain and to try new themes. There is no point in writing if you keep repeating yourself.  Writing is (art) is the one place where you can roam free. Here you do that with aplomb. 

What a delicious last line: it's as though the whole story was written just so you could have the joy of writing these words:
>Especially now that I had realized I was too good to be evil.

Bravo