Frost. Comedy Open Mic - Round 46. Part 1. by aleks433

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comedyopenmic · @aleks433 · Feb 3 '19 (edited)

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Frost. Comedy Open Mic - Round 46. Part 1.

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https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/973585.html

When it's cold outside - 40, and you decide to eat

I appoint the @max1994 and the @yesaye to participate in this round.

https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://bit.news/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Steemit-social.jpg

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@dcomedyclub · Feb 7 '19

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Hey @aleks433,
In an effort to try to give people more transparency and feedback on what our judges think of their posts, we thought we'd run an experiment and give people their score from teh judges.

**Your post achieved a score of 3.5/5.**

Thanks for the lovely entry to our contest. Now some posts do really well, others not so well, and some could use some improvement. We hope the above feedback is helpful in making you a star.
  - Comedy Open Mic Team

👍 comedyopenmic, idikuci, dj123, bondy007, theycallmebaka, chillibeans

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@steemcomedyclub · Feb 3 '19

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Hi aleks433, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @amirtheawesome1
- @dandays
- @koh
 
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny)
 
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@steemitboard · Feb 4 '19

Congratulations @aleks433! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) :

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