Magic .Comedy Open Mic - Round 31. Part 1. by aleks433

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comedyopenmic · @aleks433 · Sep 20 '18

$0.29

Magic .Comedy Open Mic - Round 31. Part 1.

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Rehearsals were in vain

I appoint the @megafart and the @magnata to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, belemo, steemmatt, take5, rahul.stan, minnowpond, serkagan, magnata, andrecarothers, voter000, u25b2x, bitfiend, idikuci, blockchaindaily, ignoria, sammyb, harmonicliving, thevark, com-judge, desmonid, thewindowflower, ering, rngdz, thedrayness, drguy, bitcoindon23, mrainp420, unholyleaf, schulbz, bitkmbr, steemitla, medha, papertradez, minnowpond1, johndc13, jasen.g1311, magikos, reported, po27, zip512, martinshkreli, tugboatjoe89, cryptohustlin, ozioziozio, trumpman2, iloveghee, chako5555, bierbeach, fosterswisdom, bofadeez, biancawhite, cnmtz, btctoken, tovaceline, thebrightness, hookersandblow, mindcombustion, codon, masonbeck, pazulang, peacewarriorette, umerjaved, aurore, paredros, and 5 others

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properties (23)vote details (69)

voter	rshares	pct
desmonid	254,188,829	1.1%
cryptohustlin	86,488,978	1.1%
chako5555	70,125,265	93.5%
jasen.g1311	95,258,504	93.5%
reported	93,503,030	93.5%
btctoken	65,316,528	93.5%
bofadeez	67,065,786	1.1%
bitcoindon23	158,048,565	38.5%
cnmtz	66,019,022	93.5%
eileenbeach	51,306,730	1.1%
rahul.stan	6,151,601,429	30%
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minnowpond	5,954,638,416	1.1%
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thewindowflower	248,526,390	38.5%
serkagan	4,856,981,086	100%
magnata	3,237,166,666	100%
steemmatt	23,204,509,732	25%
umerjaved	63,956,760	93.5%
ering	216,873,714	1.1%
harmonicliving	394,351,108	1.1%
sammyb	489,203,227	1.1%
iloveghee	73,388,086	93.5%
johndc13	100,690,140	38.5%
medha	104,327,405	38.5%
tugboatjoe89	87,581,908	93.5%
sxlingsxlang	63,745,071	93.5%
idikuci	1,345,003,514	6.1%
bierbeach	68,528,349	93.5%
thebrightness	64,075,967	93.5%
schulbz	132,486,173	1.1%
bitfiend	1,434,115,790	6.1%
po27	91,465,432	38.5%
belemo	45,067,642,482	100%
bitkmbr	120,035,780	38.5%
thedrayness	185,938,281	1.1%
thevark	351,683,640	1.1%
ozioziozio	80,085,958	93.5%
unholyleaf	146,045,223	38.5%
rngdz	199,111,619	38.5%
aurore	63,946,438	93.5%
drguy	163,416,752	1.1%
fosterswisdom	67,427,508	93.5%
ceotechnician	63,713,897	93.5%
biancawhite	66,687,171	93.5%
mindcombustion	64,051,402	93.5%
peacewarriorette	63,968,297	93.5%
blockchaindaily	886,233,059	1.1%
bojacktenenbaum	63,696,077	93.5%
take5	7,838,318,835	100%
paredros	63,771,896	93.5%
pazulang	63,968,297	93.5%
steemitla	104,649,359	38.5%
andrecarothers	3,181,829,463	1.1%
codon	63,988,936	93.5%
masonbeck	63,968,297	93.5%
trumpman2	76,610,155	0.91%
comedyopenmic	107,183,962,947	6.1%
tovaceline	64,075,967	93.5%
zip512	91,154,953	1.1%
wowmiko	61,677,971	38.5%
voter000	3,086,086,751	1.1%
com-judge	331,277,849	6.1%
u25b2x	1,902,252,255	1.1%
papertradez	104,049,244	1.1%
ignoria	518,786,246	100%

@belemo · Sep 20 '18

Had me convinced.

👍 take5

properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
take5	0 B		7,711,210,962	100%

@com-judge · Sep 20 '18

$2.39

Hi aleks433, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @take5
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- @artakush
 
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👍 comedyopenmic, idikuci, bondy007, cheneats

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properties (23)vote details (4)

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