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author | aleks433 |
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permlink | save-yourself-comedy-open-mic-round-27-part-1 |
category | comedyopenmic |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 253,474,947 | 1.1% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 86,488,978 | 1.1% | ||
chako5555 | 0 | 88,579,282 | 93.5% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 120,326,532 | 93.5% | ||
reported | 0 | 118,109,091 | 93.5% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 81,645,660 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 67,065,786 | 1.1% | ||
bitcoindon23 | 0 | 195,236,463 | 38.5% | ||
cnmtz | 0 | 78,594,074 | 93.5% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 412,382,026 | 1.1% | ||
mrainp | 0 | 88,115,565 | 93.5% | ||
rahul.stan | 0 | 6,011,012,151 | 30% | ||
mrainp420 | 0 | 189,328,021 | 38.5% | ||
hookersandblow | 0 | 76,273,624 | 93.5% | ||
martinshkreli | 0 | 113,254,972 | 93.5% | ||
magikos | 0 | 118,444,655 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 8,117,013,754 | 1.1% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 100,539,059 | 1.1% | ||
driva | 0 | 101,090,651 | 93.5% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 277,764,789 | 38.5% | ||
magnata | 0 | 3,124,579,516 | 100% | ||
umerjaved | 0 | 76,139,000 | 93.5% | ||
pechichemena | 0 | 8,297,257,740 | 50% | ||
ering | 0 | 216,363,933 | 1.1% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 394,351,108 | 1.1% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 489,203,227 | 1.1% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 92,700,741 | 93.5% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 117,471,830 | 38.5% | ||
medha | 0 | 121,715,306 | 38.5% | ||
tugboatjoe89 | 0 | 110,629,779 | 93.5% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 1,070,547,230 | 6.1% | ||
bierbeach | 0 | 86,562,125 | 93.5% | ||
thebrightness | 0 | 76,280,914 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 132,376,854 | 1.1% | ||
bitfiend | 0 | 1,126,139,107 | 6.1% | ||
po27 | 0 | 106,709,671 | 38.5% | ||
belemo | 0 | 3,092,136,428 | 6.1% | ||
bitkmbr | 0 | 158,129,812 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 230,469,281 | 1.1% | ||
thevark | 0 | 351,683,640 | 1.1% | ||
ozioziozio | 0 | 101,161,211 | 93.5% | ||
unholyleaf | 0 | 101,572,971 | 1.1% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 77,872,760 | 1.1% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 234,248,964 | 38.5% | ||
aurore | 0 | 76,126,712 | 93.5% | ||
drguy | 0 | 372,773,895 | 1.1% | ||
fosterswisdom | 0 | 85,110,326 | 93.5% | ||
ceotechnician | 0 | 76,355,591 | 93.5% | ||
biancawhite | 0 | 76,286,288 | 93.5% | ||
mindcombustion | 0 | 76,251,669 | 93.5% | ||
peacewarriorette | 0 | 76,152,735 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 882,782,841 | 1.1% | ||
bojacktenenbaum | 0 | 76,334,497 | 93.5% | ||
paredros | 0 | 75,918,924 | 93.5% | ||
pazulang | 0 | 76,152,735 | 93.5% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 122,090,919 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 3,285,646,707 | 1.1% | ||
codon | 0 | 76,177,305 | 93.5% | ||
masonbeck | 0 | 76,152,735 | 93.5% | ||
comedyopenmic | 0 | 107,181,778,770 | 6.1% | ||
postvoter | 0 | 308,395,481 | 100% | ||
tovaceline | 0 | 76,280,914 | 93.5% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 91,154,953 | 1.1% | ||
wowmiko | 0 | 178,091,801 | 38.5% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 3,184,373,151 | 1.1% | ||
u25b2x | 0 | 718,125,840 | 1.1% |
Atleast you know how to read
author | belemo | ||||||
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permlink | re-aleks433-2018823t221249352z | ||||||
category | comedyopenmic | ||||||
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created | 2018-08-23 21:12:54 | ||||||
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children | 0 | ||||||
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root_title | "Save yourself.Comedy Open Mic - Round 27. Part 1 ." | ||||||
beneficiaries |
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Hi aleks433, Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge). This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.) #### Judges: - @pechichemena - @belemo - @improv If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny) <center>[Click To Vote](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1) @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!<a href="https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1"> <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;"> </a> <sub>Thank you to @matytan for the great banner </sub></center>
author | com-judge |
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permlink | re-save-yourself-comedy-open-mic-round-27-part-1-20180823t141615z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
comedyopenmic | 0 | 1,775,602,265,990 | 99.9% |
talk about interrupting shit ... that's tough!
author | pechichemena |
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permlink | re-aleks433-save-yourself-comedy-open-mic-round-27-part-1-20180823t155304445z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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