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Save yourself.Comedy Open Mic - Round 27. Part 1 . by aleks433

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· @aleks433 ·
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Save yourself.Comedy Open Mic - Round 27. Part 1 .
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When mom came from the parents' meeting


I appoint the @max1994 and the @yesaye to participate in this round.
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@belemo ·
Atleast you know how to read
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@com-judge ·
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Hi aleks433, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @pechichemena
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- @improv
 
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@pechichemena ·
talk about interrupting shit ... that's tough!
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