Meat Robots: Headlines From Another Dimension, Volume 1 by alexbeyman

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humor · @alexbeyman · Sep 17 '16 (edited)

$6.08

Meat Robots: Headlines From Another Dimension, Volume 1

I'm gonna introduce something a little different to this blog in the hopes it goes over well. It's experimental reductionist/brutalist humor I originally posted on Reddit under the name [MeatRobot00001](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeatRobots/comments/4lyya6/on_this_edition_of_life_imitates_rmeatrobots_that/d7qxy85?st=it7npad9&sh=89122015) (click for verification).

![](http://i.imgur.com/yTTSj0L.png 
)  ![](http://i.imgur.com/Kn71UuA.png)  http://i.imgur.com/sst6Oeu.png

Let me know if you want more of this. Honestly though, I will probably post it either way. I'm fresh out of short stories, you see. (Though new ones will of course be posted here as I finish them.)

👍 enki, benjojo, recursive2, recursive3, eeks, edgeland, alexbeyman, asmolokalo, kenny-crane, midnas-howler, miacats, ezzy, milestone, alexgr, r4fken, clevecross, cristi, beowulfoflegend, andu, lesliestarrohara, richman, matrioshka, anarcho-andrei, chick1, ats-david, gmurph, alchemage, tee-em, steemafon, murh, proglobyte, coar, cynetyc, oluxellvictor, cherryleaf, curiousthomas, steembriefing, analyzethis, doggnostic, aoki, cwb, typingagent, jenny-talls

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@alchemage · Sep 18 '16

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Good laugh for sure. The first was my favorite, though the second was fantastic.

👍 alexbeyman, cmtzco, jaredandanissa

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@anarcho-andrei · Sep 18 '16

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I find these ads and articles strangely satisfying.  Keep posting them!

👍 alexbeyman

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@clevecross · Sep 17 '16

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Absolutely man..... needs more stuff like this that's light and fun here. Fully supported

👍 alexbeyman

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@kenny-crane · Sep 17 '16

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Kind of different but I did chuckle; thanks!

👍 alexbeyman

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