Divorced Barbie...! by amigoponc

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hive-193084 · @amigoponc · Nov 29 '22

$0.24

Divorced Barbie...!

A man goes to buy a toy for his daughter and asks the saleswoman:
— How much is the Barbie in the window?

In a condescending manner, the saleswoman replied:

— Which one… we have:
* Barbie goes to the gym, for $19.95,
* Barbie plays volleyball, for $19.95,
* Barbie goes shopping, for $19.95,
* Barbie goes to work, for $19.95,
* Barbie goes dancing, for $19.95,
* and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

Amazed, the man asks:

— Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the others cost $19.95?

The saleswoman with an air of self-sufficiency replies:

— Sir, Divorced Barbie, it comes with:
😀 Ken's car,
😀 Ken's house,
😀 Ken's boat,
😀 Ken's furniture,
😀 Ken's computer…
😁 And Ken's friend!


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@alovely088 · Nov 30 '22

Quite a funny joke but look real..

👍 amigoponc, heartbeatonhive

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@amakauz · Nov 30 '22

!LOL
Such a funny one really

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@atreyuserver · Nov 29 '22

LOL!

👍 amigoponc

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@edgerik · Nov 30 '22

I haven't laughed so much with a joke in a long time, in some part it's like real life, thanks for sharing that joke, you made my day.

!PIZZA

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@amigoponc · Nov 30 '22

I am pleased to read that I managed to bring a smile to your face. Zero stress, life is only one and we must live it to the fullest. A virtual hug full of blessings.

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@ekavieka · Nov 30 '22

That is a very funny joke. : )
!LOLZ

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@heartbeatonhive · Nov 30 '22

Very good my friend laughing my head off right now have a blessed and wonderful day
@amigoponc 
!LOL
 !ALIVE
 !BBH
**I will be including this content on the @heartbeatonhive curation collection**

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@ironshield · Nov 30 '22

!LOLZ Poor Ken, I bet his doll is on sale.

👍 amigoponc, heartbeatonhive

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@amigoponc · Nov 30 '22

It is possible... Thank you for your appreciation, I hope you are relaxed, enjoying life. A virtual hug.

👍 trascendente, atreyuserver, tiffanny
👎 spaminator

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@lolzbot · Nov 30 '22

<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>I have kleptomania.<br>When it gets bad I have to take something for it.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@reddit">reddit</a></sub><br>@amigoponc, I sent you an <a href="https://lolztoken.com">$LOLZ</a> on behalf of @ironshield<br><br>Are You Ready for some <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>$FUN?</a> Learn about LOLZ's new <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>FUN tribe!</a><br>(1/8)</center></p>

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@jmis101 · Nov 30 '22

!LOL
Hilarious.
Divorced barbie is rich!!!

👍 heartbeatonhive

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@amigoponc · Nov 30 '22

I don't know if it happens in other latitudes, but in Latin countries, a divorced woman keeps all her husband's property…. 😁

👍 trascendente, profzonder, emilylinge, atreyuserver, tiffanny
👎 spaminator

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@jmis101 · Nov 30 '22

😂😂😂😂
It doesn't happen here.

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@lolzbot · Nov 30 '22

<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?<br>A duckumentary.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@reddit">reddit</a></sub><br>@amigoponc, I sent you an <a href="https://lolztoken.com">$LOLZ</a> on behalf of @jmis101<br><br>Are You Ready for some <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>$FUN?</a> Learn about LOLZ's new <a href='https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@lolztoken/introducing-the-fun-tribe-and-the-fun-and-fun-miner-tokens-air-drop-information-roadmap-fun-miner-presale-and-supersized-lolz-fr'>FUN tribe!</a><br>(1/2)</center></p>

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@olujose6 · Nov 30 '22

😂😂😂😂😂
This is really funny.

👍 heartbeatonhive

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@pedrobrito2004 · Nov 30 '22

$0.03

Poor Ken, by the way, I thought of the joke and heard the old Aqua theme playing in my head :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Stay !ALIVE
!LOLZ

👍 dustsweeper, amigoponc

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@amigoponc · Nov 30 '22

It's as good as it gets, it couldn't be better represented. I'm glad it brought a smile to your face...

👍 trascendente, profzonder, emilylinge, atreyuserver, tiffanny
👎 spaminator

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@youarealive · Nov 30 '22

<center><p>@amigoponc! <b>You Are Alive</b> so I just staked 0.1 <b>$ALIVE</b> to your account on behalf of @pedrobrito2004. <sub>(6/10)</sub></p>
<p>The tip has been paid for by the <a href="https://www.wearealiveand.social/">We Are Alive Tribe</a> through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want. <br /> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/p2WXJLn.png"></p></center>

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@pizzabot · Nov 30 '22 (edited)

RE: Divorced Barbie...!

<center>🍕 PIZZA !


I gifted <strong>$PIZZA</strong> slices here:
stdd tipped amigoponc (x1)
@edgerik<sub>(1/10)</sub> tipped @amigoponc (x1)


<sub>Send $PIZZA tips in <a href="https://discord.gg/hivepizza">Discord</a> via tip.cc!</sub></center>

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@poshtoken · Nov 30 '22

https://twitter.com/4780247482/status/1597954127446900741
<sub> The rewards earned on this comment will go directly to the people( @edgar-alive ) sharing the post on Twitter as long as they are registered with @poshtoken. Sign up at https://hiveposh.com.</sub>

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@stdd · Nov 30 '22

!LOLZ 😂😅😅
Very true! 💪🔥🔥🔥
!PIZZA

👍 amigoponc, heartbeatonhive

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@lolzbot · Nov 30 '22

<div class='pull-right'><center><img src="https://lolztoken.com/lolz.png"><br><a href="https://lolztoken.com">lolztoken.com</a></p><br><br><br><br></center></div><p><center><strong>How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?<br>By the number of gigs it has.</strong><br><sub>Credit: <a href="https://peakd.com/@reddit">reddit</a></sub><br>@amigoponc, I sent you an <a href="https://lolztoken.com">$LOLZ</a> on behalf of @stdd<br><br>Use the <strong>!LOL</strong> or <strong>!LOLZ</strong> command to share a joke and an <strong>$LOLZ</strong><br>(2/6)</center></p>

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@tydynrain · Nov 30 '22

Hehe...very cute indeed! You definitely gave me a chuckle! 😂🤣😅😆😁🙏💚✨🤙

👍 amigoponc, heartbeatonhive

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@amigoponc · Nov 30 '22

Objective achieved... Be happy...

👍 tydynrain, trascendente, atreyuserver, tiffanny, lauril
👎 spaminator

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@tydynrain · Nov 30 '22

I very much appreciate that objective! Thank you! And yes to happiness! 😁🙏💚✨🤙

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