Blah, blah, blah, lyrical parody, blah, blah. I suck at writing introductions so let's just move on. Don't force me to quote Lance Armstrong again. 

The following is a non-profit lyrical parody, DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT, and DragonBall Super are all owned Funimation, Toei Animation,  Shueisha, and Akira Toriyama, and no, none of that statement is correct. Press on the song's name to check out the original song, which I encourage you to do, to be familiar with the tune. 

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Verse 1 - Avril Lavigne ([Complicated](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=avril+lavigne+complicated))

Chill out why're closing the door
Lay back to receive what I got in-stored 
And if you'd take off your jeans 
You will see 

I like the way you get me hard 
When you were, soap washing the car
And you'll see now that we're one on one
You will cum 

She started to undress 
Getting ready for sex 
She's showing her ass 
With a cool snake tat 
I tried to be cool 
And not look like a fool 
To her 

*15 seconds later* 
Told her 
Oh I'm so sorry I prematurely ejaculated 
I guess this isn't exactly what you've anticipated 
"Not like this, dude"  
Now it's a mess
On your neck
It's on your knees
And bottom feet
I'll get you tissues 
Honestly, I should have stayed home and masturbated.

![Alaric.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXsLmDrNNe2rnufWujVWcE2MKKgaJQQm14QWfnK462Pec/Alaric.jpg)
Chorus - Imagine Dragons [Radioactive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU) 

I'll wake it up 
I'll caress my nipple holes
Enough to make my penis grow
She's looking so disappointed  
Disappointed, disappointed 
Woaaaaahhhhhhh
It's pretty inactive 
It's pretty inactive 

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Verse 2 - Linkin Park ([In the end](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4))

It starts with  
One kiss 
And I don't know why
My penis starts to minimize
Keep it going, I try 
So I designed this rhyme 
To say that it's alright 
When you don't grow
A dick is a vulnerable thing 
We're not all black and have ones that swing
Starting countdown from the number eight 
By the time you reach I ejaculate 
It's so unreal
You don't even need to blow 
Before the semen goes
Right out the window 
I tried to hold on 
But couldn't stop the flow
I just couldn't keep the control 
Till I watch you Cuuuuuuum
I kept my penis inside 
But it shrunk in size 
It all fell apart
All the semen  in me 
Eventually, became a memory 
of a time when 
 
I got so hard 
And didn't get far
In the end it doesn't even mater 
I held my balls
But it spilled it all
In the end it doesn't even matter

![Alaric.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXsLmDrNNe2rnufWujVWcE2MKKgaJQQm14QWfnK462Pec/Alaric.jpg)
Chorus - Imagine Dragons [Radioactive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU) 

I can't wake it up 
It's been like this since I was born 
I guess I'll have to settle for porn
This is disappointing
Disappointing, disappointing
Woaaaaahhhhhhh
It's pretty inactive 
It's pretty inactive 


I nominate @anshia to participate as well as thank her for nominating me for the steemfest raffle. Also @carlgnash so he sings this beauty.