Im bad and that's good I will never be good and that's not bad

He has five pieces of jewelry and he deflates sports equipment

Long white haired soldier spend most of the game looking for his mommy. After he finds his mums he injects himself with her DNA, goes crazy and summons a giant ass meteor

My favorite video game villain is best known for his laugh and his head his head is set ablaze and he has a big red nose he drives a truck full of Delicious Treaties or maliciously brutal Weapons he drives around blowing up everyone in his path and often also gets blown up

Big dude who has a fetish for turtles that is a pyro....he has a kid who has the same things except the kid has mpd and has a few brothers and sisters......they also wanna gangbang royalty

Steely cold sibling with a possessive nature for mother & father's jewelry / antiquities. Wants what his brother has and will take things by force if necessary. Still forgets preparations for the bash when his remaining family visits.

Thief with green skin constantly kidnaps princesses for a yellow triangle only to get ass kicked by small child in a green suit with a fairy.

Mad scientist guy who turns himself into disembodied head thing

Sociopath with an unhealthy obsession, treats death like an art, and doesn't really feel pain, taking the concept of breaking the fourth wall to a new level.

Wears too much makeup. Obsessed with an orphan who wears tights and beats up the mentally ill.

A very fast martial artist that is a man but isn't really a man. He speaks in a monotone voice and can duplicate himself at will.

Genetically just a big lizard, father of 8 who kidnaps women and picks fights with a family of plumbers; AND THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO RACE AND PLAY TENNIS WITH THEM. (Also, the dick owns a freakin' castle...)

This bastard owns a pizza company, he killed your local Gamestop manager, he can transform into a macho man and a giant balloon mascot, and his fight is unfair as fuck. Also he's a kid. Ring any bells?

He's an otherworldly narcissist who wants to destroy the world his brethren who's fighting him lives in, by obtaining the item that contains all life but realizes he's just a puppet and gets super mad

This poor guy lacks the proper mechanism for breathing, AKA a nose, and has this messed up obsession over a little boy. He also decided to split his soul into 7 pieces as someone told him his penis would end up looking longer than it was....

Stupid chicken lizard and his need for friends

Sits in floating chair thing, always going on about some religious mumbo jumbo and gets fucked up by a metal green guy

The world dies, is reborn, and three people in particular are forced to relive the tragedy every time, broken up into three pieces. 2 good, 1 evil. The evil one likes to kidnap girls.

Usurps the throne by literally using his voice to kill off his predecessor

He's a smartass douche who's loaded, and has a mentally unstable grudge against your profession and has an army of robots at his bidding to fuck your day up

He the main reason for the zombie apocalypse an love to wear sun glasses

He's a flaming (literally) douchebag who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can never be bested by a mortal so he makes himself as huge as possible so you need some crazy magic and a really awesome blade to defeat him. He's later encased in ice in the floor of his tomb on a big ass mountain. Good luck.

Leader of North Korea

He never dies...Ever. even when you think you've killed him he comes back in the next game very much alive. You throw everything you have at him and he just brushes his shoulder off. You half flying half teleporting, personal soundtrack having, die another day, hard to kill motherfucker!

Fat guy who has robotic fetish and hate blue quadrupeds

Tiny yellow flower that talks and wants to get ahold of human souls so he can take over the world and erase all of eternity

He can't deal with being the side nigga, so he kidnaps the girl, and gets beat by the main bf

Tall man with asthma tries to become the father he never was.

He's like a little kid with a hat that has a mouse, turtle, lizard, frog, dinosaur, and a bear that fights for him.

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Crazy bald Russian merc that belives in a bunch of ancient mumbo jumbo that turns out to be true anyway.

A severely deformed, well dressed, white man follows people through the dark woods desperately trying to help them find their way, but they continue to flee from him and have panic attacks when they see him. He's kind of a dick.

A scientist scholar who runs an animal cage fighting business, giving teenagers animals for free to go off and attack & enslave wild animals, all so they will send him back said animals to be additional cage fighting slaves.

A tree. A tree who wants to destroy the world. No, two worlds. No, wait, it's just one world that's not been together for a milennium. Also his sidekick is so much better than him. But time for your viscera to see the light of day. Now guess!

He's like Darth Vader but he's short. Shoots balls... ummm wants to kill Tim 'The Tool-man' Taylor but then Forrest Gump gets involved and the bad dude fails. Everyone thinks he gets killed by a dinosaur but he just ended up being an alright guy. Spends some time with a clone of his kid.

He's a super badass soldier who went AWOL after figuring out that the government was experimenting with his mom. Now he goes around terrorizing the planet and for all of his talk of destroying it he literally lets the main protag win even though he's far stronger than him.

A leader & science man, alive for more years than he should because he was frozen. He is only a villain if you choose him to be.

Half naked buff guy, partial skull helmet, spikes, glowing eyes, has a war hammer, and sleeps with an undead queen

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so for some reason this guy keeps his hair when he turns into a skeleton

Old man with too much time on his hand wants to realize his dream plots to ruin the lives of three young people.

Some tall weird lookin dude with funny reddish hair . That is constantly giving giant sacred trees some sort of disease or std.

Spamming shoulder charges and hammer strikes and throws til I win.

He's a fucking clown, who learned everything ever and decided we should just all die.

Primate with an overly large brain who makes up for physical incapabilities with large mechanical machinations to protect my fragile body from a sly raccoon, a dimwitted hippopotamus, and a crippled turtle.

He's a good looking dude who runs a company that supplies our heroes with weaponry and continuously narrates the story

He is red and flies around taunting you and methodically tells you how your existence is meaningless or something and pew pew breathing fire

A rich guy with a superiority complex that keeps talking about how he is going to kill you even though he is the one that lets you keep respawning after every death

Sorcerer with an identity crisis trying to take over the world

Burn victim that looks like he should be in assassins creed. He puts people in this wax bath looking think to make himself stronger or something like that..

Burn victim that looks like he should be in assassins creed. He puts people in this wax bath looking think to make himself stronger or something like that..