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A black bird flew through my window,plant itself on a back of a chair and leaned forward to see me better. I felt like I have been sleeping for a few days now. Things were terrible at least.
-Hello sorrow, what took you so long...?
-Well, hello, boss. You look ... blue... I guess, craw-craw- how do I look, if you may - he spread his wings while the rain water was pouring down on a floor.
-Like a bad news, so why don't you cue the courtesy and tell me what is a spread about...?
-Wow, that is a nice chair? - a raven crew observing an item of the furniture I was rolled into - Uhu-huuu, there are some changes around here too...
-We got it from a friend...
-You got it!? Just like that? - raven tilted his head - And how much does it costs?
-Around one gran, why...
-A gran? And he just gave it to you? Just like that?
-Hmm, yes...
-Lovely... - raven crew - and what about your job? - he pecked my laptop that was resting on the table closed - no more hassle online? No more 16-18 hours of gruesome work? No more martyr writer who kills for a nickel..?
-I have other interests...
-Aw yes I forgot, you are versatile - he leaned forward looking at me like if I am some sort of a carcass and he is readying in - You look a bit different, I couldn't tell right away, but it is so dark in here, less chub, nice top, is that new...
-Yes, I feel perfect, thanks for asking...
-And if you allow me, if I may, look up in your fridge - he shrugged - that one is nice and full too, right?
-Ok, ok, they told me to use the fourth ghost baby steps and go easy with the thing. So I made some of our financial interests a reality.
-They said baby steps, not sleep on the steps, and not to kill down the thing first time you don't like what comes out of it...
-What do you mean? - I asked - And why are you here?
-I am here to piss you up. Just for you to know, I know you will kill a messenger if you like so, but I am not under your jurisdiction, plus if you strangle me - the another one will fly in here after 5 minutes, soooouuu...
-Fine, so what is this? I got 11:11 message, so move on or fuck out.
-Just one more question - raven took a more serious tone - Tell me, what you gave for the fourth ghost?
-You mean what I gave up? Or...
-No, what you gave? How did you get it?
-Ok, I got it for free...
-Because they assume you will be smart enough and reasonable enough to know what to do and how...?
-I guess yes...
-And what happened then?
-Well, things went completely to shit, Illuyanka just talks and thinks shit, but I thought we are good now, so I kind of uhem glorify my best friend out there, we got in some sort of a fight, my kid got disturbed because of that shit, I got disturbed, I lifted off my shields from Wasabi wizards, Illuyanka got mad and crippled my friend in a process, now the whole situation is checkmate, nobody can do a shit without creating more shit...
-So, let me summarize it for you- raven ruffled his feathers - You just fucking failed.
-What!!- I almost yelled on a bird - He has been an obnoxious, overbearing, selfish piece of shit from the day this shit started ...and you say I failed? He keeps on harming me, not the other way around.
-Hey, never blame the dog, always blame the master.
-He is not a dog... -
-Well, hell you no master either...
-This is just not fair, he talked shit to a ten year old girl with a freaking disability, what are you talking about...?
-Aw, so because he talks shit you don't even care about, you just lifted shields and let Wasabies do him, but nothing personal... right? No "hard" feelings.
-What? No. They can't do crap to him. I mean - peck-peck-peck - come on - bok-bok-bok - come on! - Even if they go a bit spicy, he is welded into me, I will stop it.
-Would you? - raven took some weird deformed position on a chair - Tell me, boss, what is a maximum of your endurance for the pain...?
-Ok, ok, I see where you are going, it is much higher than his, but... -
-You decided to abuse it...
-No, I did not, I even showed him how to defend himself ... -
-Sure you did. And he done it beautifully. So, you just let Wasabies line up and fuck him. One by one, here you go, force it aw my slaves and have some ass.
-Aw, dear...
-And you had no fucking clue that he might go crazy and unwind his cock and stuck it where it hurts you the most. And it is not your ass.
-It was completely unnecessary and horribly evil. He took it on a completely unprotected human, who can't do a thing to protect himself. He fucking crippled him.
-I agree it was horrible, that part you got right. Is he crippled by the way? And, who is protecting your best friend anyway? I guess you don't.
-No, I do not, I didn't think I need to put him under the glass bell, and he walks, he goes to the job... That is not the point. If he felt that is an exact thing he should not do, why he done it? And this whole shit is his fault, I do not talk crap to him, or about him, or insult him, that was down right cutting edge evil. I do not care how he is fucking sorry now. My friend is furious, he wants blood.
-He wanted a blood before.
-Yes, they kill their gods. I know that. But, it was not necessary. What did he think? That I will like him more? That I will be scared? Or what? It never even crossed my mind that shit of a person is capable of even thinking to do such a thing. I have nothing to tell him. I will just put my shields above them and forgot his sorry pathetic ass.
-Let me explain to you a bit better. - raven got a bit too philosophical for my taste - I am not saying it is entirely your fault, but you got a dog and instead training him and keeping him checked, he barks, bites, shits everywhere and fucks everything.
-So, what I suppose to do now - cut his balls off, put him a muzzle and a diaper?
-You should train him and control his crap, not sleep on the steps and daydream inside of your fantasies...
-Train him? - I smiled at this thought - the only thing he knows how to do is to hump my leg.
-And whose fault is that? - raven chopped my toe.
-Ok, ok, this is delusion, but why don't you tell me what a freaking assignment is so we can get over with this rubbish?
-Your assignment says take over the Arpitrax. - raven said in a cold monotone voice.
-Can you please repeat it?
-Simon says, hijack the Arpitrax bitch! - raven crew and flapped his wings - What part is not clear?
-Wait, wait, he is a human being, I know who made him and how, but this is cruelty, I can not do this, it is inhumane... Just because he is a cunt, I do not need to be a bigger cunt.
-Aw, you don't? Hehe! Here you go again. You take over the Arpitrax, shit stops, you don't, there are a few possible scenarios, none of them is good.
-I know the price, I just don't know if that is the right way.
-You done a horrible thing, you will pay a terrible price. - raven leaned towards the window - How you do that it is up to you. It is your thing. That is the message. Now, excuse me, I would like to go, while I still have my sanity.
Raven left and I was thinking. What i do now? We can't be friends, this part went to shit. I mean, should we be friends, like that is even an option? We can't talk, he will go crazy.
I can't beat him up, by this logic, I feel all of that. if I deflect all, he will claw and claw and claw, I will lose it at some point, incinerate both and we will end up inside of a Dimension, that is not a lovely place.
And there is not like it would be a Court, right from a stone, it would be "YOU TWO FUCKS, INNNNN!"
I don't even know if that happens.
And after that, there is nothing I could do about it, I wold just stand there like a total dick while those fuckers tearing each other guts out and be like "shiiiiit"....
And in case that happens with the courtesy of a Judge, well, what to do... Hallelujah to me.
Why he didn't get that?
Hua, Ima God! - Here! Be a fucking God and leave me out of it. Do whatever you fucking want to do with it! No! It has to be me. Because I don't have a freaking drop of vanity and he doesn't even know how to buckle up his fat gob and zip his pants. It has to be me! Bleeergh! Ima saint! Fuck you!!
For realz, I'm just waiting a lightning to smite me...
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