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funny · @ash · Jul 29 '16

$16.33

Newsflash

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@adrianakgb · Jul 29 '16

$0.71

time to hit the bong & beer! yay!

👍 ash

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@ash · Jul 29 '16

$0.69

#thankgoditsfriday :D

👍 ash

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@adrianakgb · Jul 29 '16

I still got to work on friday tho... steemit addiction is so strong D:

👍 bitmaxt

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@coliraver · Jul 29 '16

http://parentesis.com/imagesPosts/1.gif

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@dnsz · Jul 29 '16 (edited)

$0.70

Me leaving work today
! 

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/TGIF-GIF.gif?gs=a

👍 ash, mialolita, dnsz

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@ash · Jul 29 '16

$0.69

that's me today. just without the elevator!

👍 ash

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@incomemonthly · Jul 29 '16

Almost forgot what day of the week it is... been so focused on Steemit with doing posts... inviting friends and family. 
The weekend just means more will be around when I contact them about Steemit :)

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@ionlysaymeep · Jul 29 '16

meep

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@mialolita · Jul 29 '16

friday friday, gonna get down on friday hahaha

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@michiel · Jul 29 '16

Almost monday!!!!

👍 michiel

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@ash · Jul 29 '16

$0.69

are you kidding!!

👍 ash

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@rnobrega · Jul 29 '16

yea!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/1207ddd54d7167928de5a24d4594a614/tumblr_nd91voSZ8Z1sjbr2bo1_400.gif

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@vi1son · Jul 29 '16

<a href="https://www.steemimg.com/image/Iewqp"><img src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/07/29/Coolmanaaa85.gif" alt="Coolmanaaa85.gif" border="0" /></a>

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