My Entry to Open Mic Round 21 by audreybits

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comedyopenmic · @audreybits · Jul 9 '18

$4.77

My Entry to Open Mic Round 21

So, @ubongj nominated me for the open mic round 21

I nominate @mhelows and  @yaanivapeji

When you finally decided to get serious with your diet
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But you realize that your willpower isn't as strong as you had thought

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Then you finally decide to sneak some snack in as long as no one is watching
![download.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmb8k6EwK5VfpBtrdDz59CMB7crPe4dGgsLboXDYrWk2s2/download.jpg)

Then, you got tired and finally decided to kick the diet in the ass
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You figured it doesn't really matter as long as it is a balance diet!
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👍 infovore, tombstone, comedyopenmic, kevinwong, onequality, ubongj, dj123, holybranches, yaanivapeji, pechichemena, idikuci, the.chiomz, rahul.stan, coolbowser, kweenbrand, bitfiend, degreatmyke, mhelows, thecentrestage, nigelmarkdias, arconite, aprpeciator, ppromobot, mz-fisteganos, audreybits, nurhayati, one-person, smalltalk, mrwang, teukumuhas, teaholik

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@degreatmyke · Jul 10 '18

Lol. Adhering to strict feeding conditions, in the name of dieting can really be "life-taking". It's better to take your life back, by eating what you like. 
*(Readers' discretion is advised!)* 😁

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@audreybits · Jul 10 '18

Lol. Yeah, it can be. Balance is what's important.

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@dj123 · Jul 9 '18

$0.27

another boobian doing a balancing act, well done @audreybits on your very first COM post!

👍 comedyopenmic, ubongj, dj123

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@audreybits · Jul 9 '18

Yeah! Thank You!

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@ubongj · Jul 9 '18

$0.29

Hehe.. We should take her to Boobaloof then. 
What are waiting for??

👍 geyzee, ubongj, b1337

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@holybranches · Jul 9 '18

$0.06

we eat, we die

we dont eat, we die

so let's eat and die.

Peace.

👍 ubongj, mhelows

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@audreybits · Jul 9 '18

Oh yeah, lets not miss out on all the tasty food we can get by restricting ourselves to a diet. We just have to be cautious sometimes though, so we don't die earlier than it is supposed.

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@degreatmyke · Jul 10 '18

Well, it will be nice die well than to die a "sluggishly pitiable death". *(Don't ask me what I mean by that)*. Lol

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@ubongj · Jul 9 '18

$0.29

Hehe.. To hell with diets. Lmao

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@mhelows · Jul 9 '18

$0.06

hahahaha! love it! well you know what? I'm in a seafood diet.

When i see food i eat  :P (pun intended)

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@audreybits · Jul 9 '18

That got me laughing.

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@pechichemena · Jul 9 '18

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I'm also into fitness then... good to know

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@audreybits · Jul 9 '18

Lol. Yeah?

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@ubongj · Jul 9 '18

$0.29

Really nice one Audrey. 
Cool entry.

👍 geyzee, ubongj, b1337

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@audreybits · Jul 10 '18

Thank you.

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@yaanivapeji · Jul 9 '18

$0.06

You nominate me. Hehehehehehe!!!  What is the competition all about?

👍 ubongj

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@audreybits · Jul 9 '18

Its about comedy. You will need to post something funny, and the nominate two other people.

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@yaanivapeji · Jul 9 '18

OK I understand.

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