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FIVE NAIRA IN COMMA by autofreak

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FIVE NAIRA IN COMMA
Dear Five Naira

Please pardon our ignorance, for it was said  in a book that; a prophet is not valued until he's gone. I know how devastated you are, ye art evanesced from the poor, and the rich lost the memory of you. Mr Five Naira (#5), the only time I remember you is when your name is used to balance an account.

![IMG_20180402_143248.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmeLxFqbY1cZL1YR5McujkkHMBXHSdMuVGdTMZf91hwgEC/IMG_20180402_143248.jpg)
Source: Image captured by @autofreak

You are only important when it is down on us that data subscription would be impossible, if you leave #1,000, unless we respect you and beg you to return. What happen when you desert Chief #1,000 in our local bank accounts? Uncle ATM refuses to open mouth then disobey the master of MasterCard.

Memory is the gallery of life. Tracking back to 1995, when you accompanied me to school, then leave me with #2. Fastforward to 1997, your present in my pocket guarantees nice meal. Here we are today, twice your strength cannot deliver us from thirst in some parts of the country. Half bread is better than one they say, but thrice your strength cannot buy a quarter of it. In the heart of your users, you are fast competing with cowry. The last sentence is actually an overestimation of your power sir, a cowry is worth more than you in current economy.

![IMG_20180402_143216.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmW51Q5P353YRHk9xrtALvkDm21W1AMrmwiUZxG9tBmRgJ/IMG_20180402_143216.jpg)
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Beloveth Five Naira, it is unfathomable why you grew old so quick, but it is normal that you join your ancestors. May the soul of One Naira (#1) rest in peace, we will miss picture of Tafawa Balewa just as we'd miss Harbert Macaulay's. At this stage, giving you out to my kid brother do not guarantee Hi Five, it is this worse. I have heard of miraculous healing and recovery, but when a currency is in coma in my country, it dies of loneliness and its remnants are taken to museum so next generations would feed their eyes.

I understand that you've gone through two reconstructive surgeries. First, dimension of your side got reduced, then you got transformed to polymer, this made you fade out faster.  All these are signals that the inevitable will happen to you, your death has been slow and painful, you cannot be helped. Nevertheless, the other notes will join you, this is visible to the blind because your creator is aggressive in pursuig cashless policy. Additionally, crytocurrency (decentralized digital currency) is the Mr Joseph whose hammer is raised so high, and nail so strong and sharp, ready to do the needful.

Finally, it is so sad that death is the most painful experience, but living without purpose is. Mr Five Naira, you've have exhausted your usefulness.

Yours Sincerely
Engr Ojeniyi Ayobami Abimbola
@autofreak
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@bofphemy ·
Hmmmmnn
Saddened, 
What can somone buy with N5 in his or her area these days?
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@nice2you ·
Hmm. This is so touching. The poor #5 is helplesss and becoming things of the past. This us unbelieveable!
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@autofreak ·
Seriously unbelievable.
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@peewillz ·
Boom!  Creative. It's a sad one though, makes me wanna wish for the good old days
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@autofreak ·
You are not alone, the old days is now an illusion.
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