Why I am Obsessed with Narwhals! by battleaxe

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life · @battleaxe · Jul 19 '17 (edited)

$3.75

Why I am Obsessed with Narwhals!

Okay it started as a joke, talking with friends about the insipid caste system on here and petty bullshit. So we were just laughing and someone posted a song.........IT CHANGED MY LIFE, lol  (update it was @konelectric who turned me on to it !)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak 
 "THE NARWHAL SONG" it's just so funny and I picture whoever made it probably was a bit Cheech and Chong'n it.

I also months ago when I started Narwhal Society , The Mermaid Brigade, it's in my groups title which I will link below. "Society for Narwhal Appreciation for Aquatic Excellence and the Mermaid Brigade"... Now that started from "Zoolander" when he did the whole "Merman" thing which also I found completely hilarious and kitschy and fun. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoQW03UFqQw

Good Stuff!
Here is a link to my group, 
https://discord.gg/Mgh83y8
 I also hang out in SteemSpeak as like a second home sooooo, there we have it, lighten up and go take a walk outside, go hold hands with someone in real life ;) , enjoy your patio with palm trees, porch, rock, special tree, barn, yurt, tinyhouse ....whatever!
xoxo,
b.a.

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@bleedpoet · Jul 18 '17

$0.08

Sweet post, It reminds me of a great idea I had for an exotic adult entertainment venture, 

'Strippers with Flippers, 
Mermaid Burlesque' 

Basically topless women in your pool with fish bottoms, if they want to Ariel that's their problem. Could work for mermen as well, though they prefer to be called seamen.

Narwhals are just unicorns right, ones that fell in water and paddled till they wore their legs to finny nubs.

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Jul 18 '17

your responses are priceless and I FREAKING LOVE THEM ,

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@clayboyn · Jul 18 '17

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Nice, a home for all the nice narwhals.

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Jul 18 '17

boops you

👍 clayboyn

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@kinimusic26 · Jul 18 '17

Great Post and Work!!! Upvoted, Follow me and I Follow Back!! Regards!!

👍 battleaxe

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@konelectric · Jul 19 '17

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It was me. I posted that video.

👍 konelectric, battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Jul 19 '17

$0.18

AHA! yessssss Kone how are you...yes ha ha, I'll edit you in the post , hope you join up :)

👍 konelectric

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@konelectric · Jul 20 '17

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Thank, I'll check it out latter.

👍 konelectric

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@orlena · Jul 28 '17

I love your posts

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@thephotoguide · Jul 18 '17

$0.06

Funny how an initial joke can grow on you so much :)

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Jul 18 '17 (edited)

;) "you say you wanna revolution, you know...we all wanna change the world" I am pleased that people are enjoying my discord group where you can feel free to share your posts, I don't care what anyone thinks it's keeping content makers around who just join and post and the best feeling is someone who is supposed to be my "biblical" enemy winds up being a fantastic artist, steemian and now , a friend.

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@thephotoguide · Jul 18 '17

haha thats awesome, good for you man :)

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@virtualgrowth · Jul 18 '17

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http://s21.postimg.org/4vka0twc7/steemblueheart.png
http://www.onlinesignature.in/animateText/text785697588.gif

👍 battleaxe, orlena

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@battleaxe · Jul 18 '17

darling.....if you would be so kind as to adjust my wings ;) lolll

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@orlena · Jul 28 '17

I love the logo

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