I don't know about the rest of you here but steemit is my main source of income; earnings have dried up lately, thereby reducing my participation.
 My current situation isn't also aided by my laptop constantly having a watdhdog issue everytime I update my drivers. 

Its the end of another week and I get to drink away the sorrows of the past five work days. My small business hasn't been encouraging either so it led me to make certain changes to my life that hopefully will make my life better and prevent the accompanying sadness that arrives everytime I check my wallet
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# Water Bill
Problem: If you're reading this, then its very likely you the major chunk of your water consumption is on flushing because you're most likely full of shit, its your lucky day.

Solution: In my country, we have a simple solution for this. The unwritten/unsaid rule is that every where but another man's body is a toilet in the "wild".  Do the needful around 1am at the entrance of any bank of your choice. Those bastards have been stealing your shit since; its both therapeutic and relieving. Shitting beside any ATM, Big Super Market or Government office is also advised.

# Food
Problem: its sad we have to discuss this but\, food is scarce when there's not enough money but don't sweat it, I've found a solution.

Solution: Downsizing food isn't quite easy and honestly speaking, isn't healthy. It takes the body a while to adjust to new feeding habit/diet. Making friends is the simplest solution, not just any kind of friends, friends that cook; preferably old, like grandma. Grandma's the greatest.

# ~~Porn~~ Internet
Problem:Occupying a slightly higher point than Air in the hierarchy of importance in a steemians life, we have the internet; the hive of our honeycomb.

Solution: Cutting down here might lead to certain psychological faults in an individual but its a necessary step that must be taken. There's no easy way to say this but you'll have to start reading actual books and stop wasting your internet bundle on pointless google searches about the geometry of a Sperm Whales dick(30 cm diameter and Ten feet long while erect). 

In addition to the aforementioned rules, its also advisable that one avoids church; its not new knowledge that the moment you step in there, someone's either trying to fuck you or point a basket or tray at you to take your money. Fuck that. https://media.giphy.com/media/3ov9jDG6pmYpBH3V3G/giphy.gif

I'd also like to nominate @trumpman and @detlev to make entries