My Brain When It's High School Reunion Time by bensimblog

funny · @bensimblog · Jan 21 '18 (edited)

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My Brain When It's High School Reunion Time

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###### [Image source](https://www.pexels.com/photo/red-blue-yellow-and-white-sky-lantern-lot-707265/)
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The other day, I was scrolling through the chat group I was in on my Facebook Messenger when I saw one with LOTs of my high school friends.

It triggered something in me.

Chinese New Year is just around the corner. And like clockwork, they are gonna visit all the teachers house by house.

In other words - **HIGH SCHOOL REUNION time!**

https://media.giphy.com/media/1T96TRBBGYThC/giphy.gif
###### The insecurity is REAL ([Source](https://giphy.com/gifs/avengers-pietro-maximoff-1T96TRBBGYThC/))
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What am I supposed to do?

Its only 2 months left, would that be enough time to hit the gym and impress my peers?

Should I apply for a bank loan and get a Ralph Lauren polo at Pavillion, so I can appear more *atas*?

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###### Very cheap one - only RM334 :') ([Source](https://www.ralphlauren.com/men-clothing-polo-shirts/custom-slim-fit-mesh-polo/401481.html?cgid=men-clothing-polo-shirts&webcat=men%2Ftops%2F&dwvar401481_colorname=Canterbury%20Heather#prefn1=basecolors&prefv1=Red&start=1&cgid=men-clothing-polo-shirts))
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Oh wait, I got it  - I should go to the printers and get a stack of business cards done with words “Ben Sim. Founder & CEO” on it.

That’ll work...

Should I get a haircut? Of course! But not too Ah Beng, otherwise too mainstream.

Hmmm, wait… Warren Buffett said never to lose money and my uncle said SAVE SAVE SAVE.

Okay, let’s look at my wardrobe.

Can la. All my stuff is black. Wait CNY right? Need to get red ah? Nevermind la, white is better - just get a t-shirt and look like James Dean.

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/10ac3477-9334-4f36-86ba-c5a71071fc91/29847a30-0f90-4ab0-a70b-85f8fd435e7b.jpg
###### Maybe not the cig ([Source](https://sunnywithachanceofmanic.com/2015/08/))
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You know what, nevermind lar, just don’t go.

*Gives up.*

**In all truthfulness, just go and be proud of what you have and have not done. No one really cares - except you :)**

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