How to Buy a New Car. by bitswami

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life · @bitswami · May 27 '18 (edited)

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How to Buy a New Car.

My car got wrecked in an accident.   
 So I went shopping for a new car, the salesman was a friendly guy, we talked he is of South American origin very friendly.
So where are you from? he asked me (because I have an accent) 
I answered I am from Russia or the Soviet Union.
He goes O My wife is from  Armenia(former the Soviet Union)
 I said really how did you guys meet?
 O, she was buying a car from me, he answered. 
 I said so let me get this straight, you sold her a new car and then you merit to her?  
He goes yes. 
 Who is paying for a car now? I asked.
 
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@booster · May 27 '18

<p>This post has received a 3.13 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @bitswami.</p>

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@shauntaemonte · May 27 '18

Lol.  Funny story.  I wasn't expecting the ending.

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