I Need Some Explanations... by blacklux

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nature · @blacklux · Aug 22 '18

$0.66

I Need Some Explanations...

This is my baby cactus _Punki._  He's been living with me just 5 days. All was normal in the life of a cactus momma until... eh... well... this happened!

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A lizard egg.... next to Punki.... I need some explanations here! Am I going to be a grandma?! What the hell happened? I'm raising my child decently! He's less than a year old and he's gonna be a dad? Not only a dad, he's gonna be a lizard papa!! I mean, how the heck that happened? I know you can't control who you fell in love with but come on! A lizard and a cactus?! How in this world a thing like that can happen?! I mean.. **OUCH** and **WOW**! 

Maybe they had a wild night together... and one thing led to another... and some weeks later... wait a minute! **WAIT A MINUTE!!** Punki have been only 5 days in my house! **OMG!** He's not the father and that **beeeep** lizard is making him think that's his baby!! How am I supposed to tell him the ugly truth now?! He's so happy thinking his gonna be a dad! He even picked the name of the baby: Lizctus if its a girl and Cactzard if its a boy... My poor baby Punki gonna need therapy after all this! 
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@ackhoo · Aug 22 '18

Hahahahaa.... The eternal worry of a parent...  
*"Punki............ How could you do this to your mama....???"*

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@blacklux · Aug 22 '18

Yeah! I was very angry and disappointed with him!

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@ackhoo · Aug 22 '18

Lol... You inherited a 'loose' cactus!  😱

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@bigotemaifriend · Aug 22 '18

jajajajja punki pasó una noche loca! :P

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@blacklux · Aug 22 '18

Tal parece!

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@bigotemaifriend · Aug 22 '18

😁😁

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@ewkaw · Aug 22 '18

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Aaahahaa... You will need a therapy too :p

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@pixresteemer · Aug 22 '18

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@roxy-cat · Aug 22 '18

Fifty shades of Punki 😂

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@blacklux · Aug 22 '18

**Pfffffffhaaaaahahahah!!**

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@vanessapineda7 · Aug 23 '18

Hablando de genes.. Esto me ha hecho reír, pero me preocupa. Mira el tamaño de ese huevo e.e

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@blacklux · Aug 23 '18

La madre es una lagartija malparía! 😂

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