Probably Not Married by bluetower

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funny · @bluetower · Oct 16 '18

$3.33

Probably Not Married

The expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill.

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@justsayings · Oct 17 '18

$0.06

yeah, those fake face expresions, I mean, look at that nice girly

👍 heremonium, bluetower

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@steemmatt · Oct 18 '18

That tough guy was immediately put into a submission hold by his wife when he got home.

👍 bluetower

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