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科幻小说：《拉力奇遇记-消失》【一】 by bobdavids

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cn-scifimagiclub · @bobdavids ·
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![FryingDragon.jpg](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmbDEhXFWTFaD98yPKhzRA9fHVqrvjyG35KeavrdvkGcAH)
深沉教授本来性情就是比较暴躁，现在被我这么一说简直就是怒气冲冠，举起他的左手准备一巴掌下来给我了。话说，我们这些美国华裔几乎都是不肯屈服，一直坚持自己的华裔血统，誓要将中国文化向外发扬光大。活要活得像个中国人，死也不愿意成为红毛鬼。可是，偏偏人住在外地，去商场能不用英语吗？被交警拦下，能不说英语吗？银行办理手续，能用中文吗？当然，国外很多官方部门都会有翻译专员。而第二代过后的华裔子弟，却又是截然不同的一个世代。全部孩子口操流利英语，要是闭起眼睛单单听咬文嚼字都会误以为是老外。他们觉得不分肤色，大家都必须讲英语。你看到两个明明是中国人，可是却好像两个老外在对话。

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2019/04/10/18/16/hand-4117730_960_720.jpg
[图源自Pixabay]( https://pixabay.com/photos/hand-slap-in-the-face-stop-slap-4117730/)

我其实心里已经准备好，挨了这一巴掌我就可以把深沉教授控告一下，赚些“心里压力赔偿”，趁机会促学离开，家里人也不敢指责我。我已经把眼睛闭上准备脸上的痛楚，可是等了很久那一巴掌就是没有盖在我脸上。原来是阮教授前来把深沉教授拉着了。“深沉教授，你是不是傻了？！孩子是要来教育的，不是动手打的。这里是美国，你是不是不想干了？被这个孩子告一下你就提早退休了！”。

这里人物介绍一下，阮教授虽然不是我们系的讲师，不过阮教授的原子学和深沉教授的离子学有着密切关系，所以经常两大教授同台演出。虽然深沉教授是我们这个系的讲师，不过班上超过一半的学生都不喜欢他讲课。主要是，上课时他讲得太深，太快，而且闷蛋货色肯定睡着那种。相反的，阮教授教学那一套很生动，经常有互动，所以大家都比较能接受阮教授的教学方法。

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2013/01/20/04/53/college-75535_960_720.jpg
[图源自Pixabay]( https://pixabay.com/photos/college-campus-building-university-75535/)

和往常一样，阿迪都会过来找我一同去吃中饭的。原因无它，大家虽然不是基的，但是都是单身狗。如果你看过学校里有一堆小流氓，身边不少美女，我和阿迪绝对不是那种。又或者，你看过校园里有一帮书呆子几个男生一天到晚在讨论功课，让女孩子羡慕想泡但是又怕被这些书呆子闷死，我和阿迪也不知那种。最大的问题在于，这两个男生太普通。普通到完全被人忽略。要流氓，也不够人打，要读书成绩也不好刚刚及格过关。钱也没有，每天搭公交上学，比起另外一帮二世祖每天开不同超跑上学的，我们两个完全在人群眼中从地平线上突然消失一样。

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/03/27/15/03/adult-2179262_960_720.jpg
[图源自Pixabay]( https://pixabay.com/photos/adult-city-girl-indoors-laptop-2179262/)

阿迪：嘘。。。嘘。。。那个
我：哪里？
阿迪：呐。。。那个
我：她怎么啦？
阿迪：就是那个我跟你说，我见到她会双腿发软不知所措那个。
我：唔。除了双腿发软，功课做了没？
阿迪：数理还是人文？
我：干！我是说那女的，你到底查清楚她的家底没？
阿迪：哦。你是说她。她名叫庄美琪。199x年xx 月x日于加利佛尼亚出生，已经是第二代移民，听说她家里还过得不错。上有两位兄长，都是替父亲打理船务生意的。根据校内资料库，她身高一米六八，去年验身时体重99磅。左边虎牙因为一场棒球意外脱落，目前的是假牙。身体状况健康。根据和她同班的线人情报，她去年和男票分手后到现在都没有固定的男朋友，偶尔和会计系大二的米克约会去吃饭看电影，不过听说只是朋友关系。另外周三放学后她都会去图书馆找书虫哈德。虽然经常交头接耳，不过哈德除了教科书，应该连龙虎豹是什么都不知道，所以应该安全。
我：我很惊讶，你的记忆力可以大到这种程度，且一字不漏的全部一次过流利的说出来。当初你就应该选考古学了。
阿迪：拉力，你还笑我。就是喜欢她我才会这么上心。如果是历史书，我看连封面的作者名字我都记不到。

这样的情形，我虽然以前也面对过不少，但是要帮别人泡妞总不是简单的事。我先准备好了一杯咖啡，然后再多弄了另外一杯，准备用古老的泡妞法去对付这一位叫美琪的美女。抽了一口冷气，然后壮大了胆子，吩咐了阿迪后就走向美女准备先认识，然后阿迪才后面加进来。

“这位先生，不好意思这里不允许带外来饮料和食品的”服务员在我来得及走过去美琪的桌位前把我拦了下来。

哎呀！这真是难为情了。竟然被逮到自带饮料。只好装没事进来找人，随便看了一下四周，也要确定一下美琪没有看到我被赶。果然，她还在埋头用功。然后我随便给服务员招个手说没找到我要找的人，赶快夺门冲了出去。

“哇！老大这么快就搞定了。怎么样，什么时候到我？”，阿迪问到。“搞屁啦搞。泡汤了，怎么可以自带咖啡进去别人咖啡厅去啦？！喝掉吧！改天再想过办法。最重要是她没有看到我，不然你连我这个最后机会都没了。”

正当我和阿迪准备转身离开时，忽然地面上剧烈震动。以我敏捷的身手，赶快把咖啡一摔，然后拉着阿迪往空地冲了过去。地震这事可大可小，如果附近有高建筑物，别说塌下来，就算掉一块玻璃下来都会搞出人命。

https://i.imgur.com/DXHsUGY.gif
[图源自imgur]( https://imgur.com/gallery/DXHsUGY/comment/266784894)

差不多整二十秒的地震，感觉就好像过了一整年。我的心虽然经过长期被女孩拒绝的锻炼，有着视死如归的精神，可是地震这事还是怎么都会惊慌的。“阿迪，你没事吧？”等定下神来，我才回过去看看阿迪。“Who are you? Why are you holding me ever so tightly? Are you gay? ” 哦妈！不是阿迪，怎么会拉到一个老外了。

“拉力哥，你拉着老外干嘛？”才看到阿迪走了过来，我赶紧把老外的手松了。“没，他刚才跑不动，我赶快把他救过来。你没事吧阿迪？”

“还好，不过很烫。刚才混乱中不知道谁丢咖啡，整杯热咖啡淋过来我的大腿。疼死我了”阿迪一边用纸巾抹自己的裤子一边说，“咦？拉力，刚才你的咖啡呢？喝完啦？”

“哦… 我的？嗯。啊…喝…喝完了”

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@teamcn-shop · 
你好鸭，bobdavids!
@cecilian赠送1枚SHOP币给你！
![](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmXmMvqUag8xsUmrwWzYiqwBojWR4ijaGet8xS9m3znLtJ)

目前你总共有： 1枚SHOP币
<p><sup>查看或者交易 <code>SHOP币</code> 请到 <a href="https://steem-engine.com/?p=market&t=SHOP">steem-engine.com</a>.</sup></p>
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