You will not be moving forward in the application process — Comedy Open Mic Round 39 by brandt

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comedyopenmic · @brandt · Nov 25 '18 (edited)

$0.99

You will not be moving forward in the application process — Comedy Open Mic Round 39

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**from: denverwater__________**
**to:	brandt__________**
**subject: Your online application has been successfully submitted**

Dear BRANDT,

Thank you for applying to the 2336-Content Editor-Writer position at Denver Water. We will review your resume. If it is determined that you are a qualified candidate, we will contact you to schedule an interview.

Denver Water is dedicated to providing the best experience for our applicants. As part of our continuous improvement efforts, we ask that you take a few minutes to answer this brief survey about your experience applying for a position with our organization. We are eager to hear from you, so please be honest and specific!

Please click this link to access the survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/dwapplicant

Thank you for your interest in Denver Water.

_This email was automatically generated. Please do not respond_

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**from: veronica__________**
**to:	brandt__________**
**subject: Denver Water - Content Editor**

Dear BRANDT

Thank you for your interest in Denver Water!

After reviewing all candidates for the position of Content Editor, we'd like to inform you that at this time you will not be moving forward in the application process.

We greatly appreciate your time and effort, and encourage you to apply for any future positions with Denver Water.

Thanks,

VERONICA

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<center>_EDIT: I forgot to nominate anyone when I first posted this. Sorry about that. Fire me. Here are my nominees: @rkphoto and @otherbrandt._</center>

👍 comedyopenmic, nonameslefttouse, meesterboom, brandt, tombstone, c-squared, kevinwong, warofcraft, acolucky, carlgnash, arcange, eforucom, take5, pixelfan, choogirl, idikuci, bitfiend, ginnyannette, buhari, penderis, belemo, bitmalaysia, com-judge, raphaelle, torico, alexworld, kennyroy, wisbeech, smokingfit, citizensmith, disguarpe, arconite, cepul, jbrrd, nurhayati, mrwang, spamfarmer, jorgeddln

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@c-squared · Nov 26 '18

$0.02

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<div class="pull-left">https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaSUWYsJ3AMUEMRqCSaoKJVNvtsbKm4fNAtmTidr8Uggc/C%20Squared%20Logo%20Transparency%20200px.png</div><br>This post was shared in the <a href="https://discord.gg/B8JFmJ4">Curation Collective Discord community</a> for curators, and upvoted and resteemed by the @c-squared community account after manual review.<br/>@c-squared runs a <a href="https://steemit.com/witness/@c-cubed/announcing-the-launch-of-the-new-c-squared-witness">community witness</a>. Please consider using one of your witness votes on us <a href ="https://steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=c-squared&approve=1">here</a>

👍 dustbunny, brandt

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@brandt · Nov 26 '18

Why thank you! Your support is much appreciated. Just voted for your witness account, btw, because I like what you're doing and _omg look at that man candy_.

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@comedyschool · Nov 24 '18

$0.03

Hi brandt, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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👍 bitfiend, brandt, yourmaker, chillibeans, alial, votes4minnows, mythosacademy, ezravandi, miggel, house-targaryen, thevoteproject

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@otherbrandt · Nov 24 '18

It's no wonder you can't get a job, it's because
# you're an asshole.

👍 carlgnash

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@brandt · Nov 25 '18

Fuck you @otherbrandt. If anyone's an asshole it's you, not me. And besides, there are lots of assholes in this world who have jobs; e.g., our idiotic cockgobbling commander in chief. So even if I _was_ an asshole, which I'm _not_, your argument would be unsound.

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@otherbrandt · Nov 26 '18

# you're an asshole.

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@pixresteemer · Nov 24 '18

$0.07

<center>[![pixresteemer_incognito_angel_mini.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSyPkcYUAy4uSVbRtYXiBqCCu7pXENnpzPR4GbEbECxNZ/pixresteemer_incognito_angel_mini.png)](https://steemit.com/photography/@pixresteemer/hi-there)</center><center>Congratz, your post has been resteemed and, who knows, will maybe appear in the next edition of the #dailyspotlights (Click on my face if you want to know more about me...)</center><center>Check the [rules](https://steemit.com/community/@pixresteemer/36r3dm-breaking-news) of the Daily Spotlights if you want to nominate someone!</center><center>Pixresteemer is also listed as promoter on [The Steemians Directory](https://www.steemiandir.com/)</center>

👍 pixelfan, dustsweeper, brandt, bart2305

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@brandt · Nov 26 '18

$0.02

Great, thanks. So I need a job. Do you have one for me?

👍 pixelfan, pixresteemer, anonyvoter

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