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<p>I have a very long list of things that must get done!</p>
<p>Feels so overwhelming,</p>
<p>So I compiled a list of strange random facts from www.thefactsite.com with my commentary on them instead...</p>
<p>Pixabay helped me with pictures.</p>
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<p>Here it is:</p>
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<p>~Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!</p>
<p> * well tickle me pink or tickle my fancy, I can easily see how this could become a greater fear if the feathers were still attached to the bird.</p>
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<p>~29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.</p>
<p>* stranger things have happened, I have a sporadic tendency to accidentally put my car keys in places such as the fridge, oven or microwave. In all the years that I worked in hospitality and restaurant when meals was a part of my package, it took me days on end to find them!</p>
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<p>~Cherophobia is the fear of fun.</p>
<p>*I think I just developed a fear of developing this fear! Wonder if there's a name for that?</p>
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<p>~Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.</p>
<p>*Nope I've got nothing on this fact - But I do feel like sharing it anyway.</p>
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<p>~Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.</p>
<p>* More reason to not like Mondays.</p>
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<p>~‘Penis Fencing’ is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempting to stab the other flatworm with their penis.</p>
<p>* I would be up for making this a national sport in humanity. Not to sure homophobes will like the idea.</p>
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<p>~Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.</p>
<p>*Which is worse?</p>
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<p>~95% of people text things they could never say in person.</p>
<p>* Ha, that would explain why I have never encountered a random stranger that walked up to me and said: "Hey can I show you my penis?"</p>
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<p>~The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.</p>
<p>* Didn't end to well for them!</p>
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<p>~About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.</p>
<p>* And yet they never start a music show with the words " these are trained professionals... Don't try this at home"</p>
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<p>~Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.</p>
<p>* so that's why they say never eat yellow snow... if its white its alright, if its yellow or green, its just not clean!</p>
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<p>~A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out.</p>
<p>* Still I hold no eager desire to stick my tongue out at it. especially not in close proximity.</p>
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<p>~Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.</p>
<p>* Must be a sign of jealousy! If their partner did drift away it would allow them to SEE OTHERS - Punny aren't I</p>
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<p>~A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.</p>
<p> * And Jonah made it through a whales intestinal track. Was this a "one day when I grow up experiment?"</p>
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<p>~Bin Laden’s death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler’s death was announced on 1st May 1945.</p>
<p>*Although only announced on the 1st of May and not necessarily the day of death I take it.</p>
<p> Almost as bad as Justin Bieber being born in the same year that Kurt Cobain passed away.</p>
<p> Leaving me to stand by the same commentary - Coincidence ? I think not!</p>
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<p>~Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.</p>
<p> * I strongly doubt that there was major success, as a matter of fact this could have contributed to the incline of ambidextrous activity.</p>
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<p>~The testicles on an octopus are located in its head!</p>
<p>* I know some men with the same problem!</p>
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<p>~Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections. </p>
<p>*Do you think this is based on the male or female form?</p>
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<p>~Dying is illegal in the Houses of Parliaments – This has been voted as the most ridiculous law by the British citizens.</p>
<p>* I wonder what they would do if this law was broken? Would they sue the person?</p>
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<p>~Slugs have 4 noses. </p>
<p>* garden compost day must have them longing for slug repellent day!</p>
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<p>~George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.</p>
<p>*@matrixidweller @cm-steem just a thought on your recent posts </p>
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<p>~Mel Blanc – the voice of Bugs Bunny – was allergic to carrots.</p>
<p>*that explains the constant nasal tone of that darn rabbit. Damn I love carrots... I wonder if I have any in the fridge.</p>
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<p>~Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.</p>
<p>* Ha, so I'm a squirrel, I knew it! No wonder people say I'm nuts!</p>
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<p>~Every year more than 2500 left-handed people are killed from using right-handed products.</p>
<p>*And they say ' lefties are always right?</p>
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