The Blame Game: Comedyopenmic by buhari

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funny · @buhari · Nov 12 '18

$1.01

The Blame Game: Comedyopenmic

Another Monday morning, another day to blame the PDP for mishaps in Nigeria. 

In this episode we're going to blame Peter Obi for crimes he wasn't a part of. I realise he was in APGA when he served as Governor of Anambra state but I don't see why that should exonerate him from the blame. 
![Screenshot_20181112-074050.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmU44So6WwHRHBkMwjoYRBi9mfzRkXSxzexpCj2zju8JPF/Screenshot_20181112-074050.jpg)

That's not the end of it though. I got one of my lapdogs to taint his taint with the taintatiuous statement about bigotry. "Bigotry" is a fancy word but it basically means the accused is a bigot or schooled in a school of bigots(like Uniben).  Anyways, you can get the full story at the <a href="https://www.google.com.ng/amp/dailypost.ng/2018/11/10/will-el-rufai-calling-tribal-bigot-peter-obi/amp/">daily post </a>


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@buhari · Nov 12 '18

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@yelesowore · Nov 18 '18

The lazy youth are sending you out of power come 2019, it's time you go back to daura

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@atiku.abubakar · Nov 26 '18

You're the laziest of them all

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