小女“青史”------大学篇 by calabash

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cn · @calabash · Sep 22 '17

小女“青史”------大学篇

大禹治水，疏而不堵。再不能由别人告诉我丫头早恋，要做个称职的母亲，做就做到极致！离开我们前，认认真真布置作业，大学里至少每年谈一个！小女欣然领命而去。汇报如下:

1/大一。寒假报了个补习班，济南，20天（顺便感谢下她玲阿姨一家的细致照应）。回来告诉我，谈了一个，不过不大靠谱。我问多不靠谱？她说，被告白后发现他才高三…俄倾，卒。    

2/ 大二。没交作业。

3/ 大三。急急电召，视频聊天，说又找了一个，让我猜他身高。三猜不中，才说1米93。我不假思索的说不行，这不是高低杠嘛，多不配。丫头说，我也觉得是，不过先谈谈呗，毕竟我还没谈过这么高个呢。我说也行，说不定人家也没有谈过你这么矮个的。俄倾，卒。

4/ 这个暑假。她常与闺蜜冰冰腻歪，我问，冰冰有男朋友吗？没有，她说现在跟婚后生活一样，为啥要男朋友？你看，带娃，做饭，辅导功课，啥不干？（她和亲弟生活，其父与后妈小弟另住）某天，给我看视频，是随机采访几个姑娘。问题就一个，你需要男朋友吗？一路下来，感觉70%不需要。      

这么严重的路况，我这个业余媒婆很是捉急啊…

喂，丫头，我布置的作业还是要保质保量呀！

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@jpederson96 · Sep 22 '17

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@tumutanzi · Sep 22 '17

只是我个人的建议，不建议你一天更新超过4篇以上，有种刷屏的感觉。还是应该在质量和数量之间取得平衡。欢迎来到Steemit的世界。

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@calabash · Sep 22 '17

OK，谢谢！

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