Ceci n'est pas un poisson by carlgnash

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gif · @carlgnash · Apr 23 '19

$3.04

Ceci n'est pas un poisson

[![fish4-GIF1.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbkmN6iSdmwzMz4ddFFc5Az9vngD7NYXjxKEb27aYDqsD/fish4-GIF1.gif)](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbkmN6iSdmwzMz4ddFFc5Az9vngD7NYXjxKEb27aYDqsD/fish4-GIF1.gif)
This is a GIF.  Pronounced with a "J" according to the creator of the file format, although that *feels* wrong to me considering the "G" stands for "Graphic".  Oh the miracles of computer jraphics.  I think I stand with the creator(s) of http://howtoreallypronouncegif.com/ on this issue.

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@abh12345 · Apr 23 '19 (edited)

$0.02

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVZjuPw6d61ia3eg1e5xkfLPzMruKhEwz4ayJcUaLooPQ/image.png)

Something I have been doing right all my life!

And excuse me while I totally ruin your art, I just felt this poisson was missing something..


![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPCuygDg9S69miH1LT2qhSmfUJFgrN7KypaGFNJFTR4HZ/image.png)

------------------------

Not the official video but super cool :)

https://youtu.be/TNRCvG9YtYI

👍 carlgnash

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@carlgnash · Apr 23 '19

Hey my eyeball goes well!  Wow that is a great video :)  Watching while I drink my morning coffee :)

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@artisticscreech · Apr 23 '19 (edited)

I like the black and white bits. The fish takes on an organic robotic look that is pretty trippy.

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@glenalbrethsen · Apr 26 '19

Hey, @carlgnash.

My oldest son told me a while back that gif was pronounced jif. I'd been pronouncing gif for years. And there was never anyone around to correct me. When he told me jif, I tried to figure out why it would be jif, since gift is not jift. Now just thinking about, giraffe is jiraf, but I guess that's two syllables and falls outside the argument your link their provides.

At any rate, I like gif better, so I think I'll just start saying GIF again and see what happens. :)

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@tygertyger · Apr 23 '19

Mais tu mens ç'est un poisson. Mauvais, mauvais, mauvais Carl! Tu dois te tenir dans le coin avec un chapeau pointu sur ta tête!

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@carlgnash · Apr 23 '19

Es-tu certain?  Dans tout les cas, [cela n'est past une pipe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images).  Peut-être cela est [une fontaine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)) :)

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@vincentnijman · Apr 24 '19

And did you know that 'gif' is Dutch for poison?

👍 carlgnash

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@carlgnash · Apr 25 '19

The plot thickens!

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@whornung · Apr 23 '19 (edited)

Nice graphic try!

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@carlgnash · Apr 23 '19

Thanks @whornung maybe not the cornucopia of movement that you achieve with your own digital treatments but I think there is still something here :)

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