Facts about secondary school students in Nigeria (no 1 WHo has two pen) by chidistickz

hive-164166 · @chidistickz · Jan 26 '23 (edited)

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Facts about secondary school students in Nigeria (no 1 WHo has two pen)

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I was thinking about my secondary school life and I discovered that there are some funny things associated with Nigeria secondary school students and I decided to share it.

WHO HAVE TWO PEN

in the history of secondary schools in Nigeria it has a always been a vocabulary popularly used by almost every student who passes through secondary school and they all can testify of the phrase "WHO HAVE TWO PEN". Therefore verily verily I say onto you no Nigerian student passed through secondary school without saying these words " WHO HAVE TWO PEN", only a few few will be left aside.

PEN FAILURE

back then in secondary school the best time my pen love to show it failing and seizing ability is 
*during a hot maths test
*Just when I remember what to write in a test or an exam.
This is why it is good to always have more than one pen because cases like this will always lead to "WHO HAVE TWO PEN".

PEN ENGINEERING

After a horrible experience such as the one mentioned above, the student who have no money to buy a new pen will always look out for a way of fixing his/her pen. I have even heard that students have gone the extra mile of using injection string to transfer ink from one pen to the other, wow, what a bravo.

ASSIGNMENT SUBMISSION

Back then in secondary school it has always been known that students are fund of doing their assignment at the time the class rep is making this announcement "submit your assignment" I don't know why but its like a spirit that makes you lazy until the day of submission and then begins to remind of how terrible the teacher flogs.

COPY AND PASTE (ctrl C & and ctrl V)

Cases like the one mentioned above always lead to ctrl C and ctrl V copy and paste, at this point the class teacher who gave the assignment will discover a resemblance in a set of student's assignment.

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