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Hola Steemit! - The Clumsy Programmer
# "No te vas a aburrir conmigo."

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![Inicio](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1489533119213-66a5cd877091?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&s=098756951db7598dcb32d8aaf848e9a9&auto=format&fit=crop&w=1051&q=80)
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>También conocido como "huye mientras puedas". [Imagen de Unsplash](https://www.pinterest.com/avantaardvark/stuff-on-fire/)
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Así fue como me uní a un grupo de desarrolladores web hace un tiempo, estaba compuesto por tres miembros en su momento, una diseñadora, un desarrollador frontend, y yo como el desarrollador backend. Yo para ese momento llevaba un tiempo trabajando con Laravel, y su proyecto actual era precisamente basado en ese framework. Así que me pareció una idea excelente aceptar la oferta.

![Laptop On Fire](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/63/93/4b6393dedb2fff8d2f4fdba0b54f73a3--fire-fire-fire-fighters.jpg)
>No es que me equivocara, pero nunca me imagine que mi introducción a trabajar con un equipo de desarrollo terminara pareciendo trepar sin cuerda. [Imagen de Pinterest](https://www.pinterest.com/avantaardvark/stuff-on-fire/)

A sido todo un viaje, por lo cual me pareció entretenido compartirlo. Me han dado permiso todos los involucrados en las historias que voy a contar, así voy a hacer mi mejor intento por mantener todo tan anónimo como sea posible. Desde cosas como aprender que las [bases de datos por xml existen](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_de_datos_XML), como que me respondan clientes a preguntas de maneras bizarras, como por ejemplo, preguntarle al creador de un servidor el porqué instalo su server como un [servidor compartido](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shared_web_hosting_service) y que me responda, "No lo se pero yo no lo comparto con nadie".

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![Oh](https://media1.tenor.com/images/0ce5c6d70739156cbc2ce96266b7c8bf/tenor.gif?itemid=10172248)
>Entenderán que el desastre del sistema no era coincidencia.
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Así que espero que las disfruten.

Si tienen alguna duda o recomendación para posts en un futuro, escriban un comentario para que yo pueda responderles. Voy a intentar postear de una manera semi regular si logro tener la oportunidad.
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