<center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfaXcNMCCXZky83/giphy.gif <sub> <div class=text-justify> # Greetings This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most. Now, let's get into this week's showcase.  # @blanchy - The Crows are my Enemies. > The crows have decided to make me and the dog guilty by association and we regularly get dive bombed leaving the house. The poor aul dog looks up at me as if to say, "I have nothing to do with the cat" so I give him a rub to reinforce that he's a good boy. Even now when I am going out somewhere I get escorted out of the area by 4 cawing crows. My friends when they visit find this absolutely hilarious but having a target on my back by a murder of crows gets annoying sometimes so I am thinking of buying a pellet gun for protection. I tried hypnotism but it doesn't work on the crows unfortunately. It's actually crazy that you tried the hypnotism on the crows too, and too bad you'll end up getting a pellet gun. An update will be needed on how it all ends with the crows. https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@blanchy/the-crows-are-my-enemies  <div class=text-justify> # @writermaximus - WHY PEOPLE HATE MATHS > Mathematics. The backbone of science, The language of the universe... And a pain in my ass. Not only is maths the most hated subject in the world (Google it), it's also the number two cause of depression in students. (number one is school toilets). But why do students hate maths so much? There are many reasons, but for this article I'm just going to highlight the most important/painful ones. It's time for the breakdown! Who else also thinks mathematics is the number two cause of depression? Then why is it taught at all in schools? > MATHS IS NOT REALLY NECESSARY IT'S BEING TAUGHT TO THE WRONG PEOPLE IT'S HARD MATH TEACHERS The reason that is most frustrating is the teachers, they are born good mental health invaders. https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@writermaximus/why-people-hate-maths  <div class=text-justify> # @por500bolos - "Tales with a moral" Hey! ¿How much of a "finance guy" do you think you are? > Two professors of economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat. The older one said: -If you eat this rat, I’ll pay you $10,000. The younger one made a quick cost-benefit analysis and finally eats the rat. But he experienced a bad after-taste and wanted the older professor to experience the same. So when he saw another dead rat on the road, he dared the older professor to eat it in exchange for the original $10,000. The senior professor, eager to recover his reckless bet, ate it. After a few minutes of walking silently, the younger professor finally said: -Looks like we’ve been eating dead rats for free. A food competition, the prize is the food... Raw rats! The other stories will let you know how much of a financial guy you are. https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@por500bolos/tales-with-a-moral-hey-how-much-of-a-finance-guy-do-you-think-you-are  <div class=text-justify> # @offia66 - Reminiscing: Things We Did As Kids > Staying with these two kids made me realize growing up is a trap 😂. I wished I could stay a baby forever. I miss that phase of life. The only time you have a problem is when you are hungry. You will be living a problem-free life. Even when you are sick, it's left to your parents to worry, not you. Sometimes it's best to keep living and not think about our past as kids. Like! Some kids are frustrating! > Not Wanting To Enter The House After Messing Up Crying For No Good Reason Desiring What Belongs to Your Elders Desiring What Belongs to Your Elders Crying Over Something We Can Actually Do On Our Own Just a few on the long list that kids do and I think it will get worse by the next generation. https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@offia66/reminiscing-things-we-did-as-kids  <div class=text-justify> These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out. Remember, @captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some @lolztoken. # Thank you for reading Remember to comment the links to your posts in our COMmunity below. </div> [//]: # (CCC LINKS PLACEHOLDER, DON'T DELETE THIS TAG)
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| ezzy | 0 | 16,158,152 | 1% | ||
| exyle | 0 | 9,068,560,695 | 1% | ||
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| elamental | 0 | 8,732,898,183 | 17.6% | ||
| por500bolos | 0 | 38,097,901,520 | 50% | ||
| canadian-coconut | 0 | 6,468,392,982,779 | 40% | ||
| abh12345 | 0 | 373,316,330,255 | 15% | ||
| modernzorker | 0 | 78,580,928,455 | 100% | ||
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| yadamaniart | 0 | 2,276,711,537 | 2.5% | ||
| walterjay | 0 | 19,657,763,591 | 1.5% | ||
| askari | 0 | 5,755,128,192 | 5% | ||
| erikaflynn | 0 | 18,513,325,530 | 30% | ||
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| detlev | 0 | 9,772,071,665 | 0.75% | ||
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| rawselectmusic | 0 | 978,244,001 | 2.5% | ||
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| jayna | 0 | 16,088,751,333 | 3% | ||
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| goldkey | 0 | 819,089,003,178 | 100% | ||
| howo | 0 | 150,360,292,327 | 5% | ||
| ocd | 0 | 668,583,791,508 | 5% | ||
| martibis | 0 | 2,308,259,769 | 1.5% | ||
| redrica | 0 | 1,767,108,757 | 2.61% | ||
| hdmed | 0 | 1,539,665,391 | 5% | ||
| felander | 0 | 5,007,443,902 | 1% | ||
| jlsplatts | 0 | 20,408,551,755 | 2% | ||
| makerhacks | 0 | 6,858,409,082 | 4.75% | ||
| ecotrain | 0 | 374,193,199,138 | 40% | ||
| dandays | 0 | 378,129,925,160 | 50% | ||
| acolucky | 0 | 1,013,147,990 | 100% | ||
| eonwarped | 0 | 20,584,631,151 | 1.5% | ||
| postpromoter | 0 | 135,257,637,815 | 4.75% | ||
| iamthegray | 0 | 546,303,128 | 100% | ||
| fourfourfun | 0 | 510,325,869 | 1.87% | ||
| spydo | 0 | 8,653,623,894 | 2.5% | ||
| r00sj3 | 0 | 10,006,198,330 | 2.5% | ||
| abitcoinskeptic | 0 | 1,911,922,470 | 7.5% | ||
| juecoree | 0 | 1,556,799,150 | 2.5% | ||
| sagescrub | 0 | 525,531,691 | 10% | ||
| gabrielatravels | 0 | 646,596,862 | 2% | ||
| tryskele | 0 | 719,844,032 | 3% | ||
| ricardo993 | 0 | 575,860,133 | 3% | ||
| philnewton | 0 | 554,437,961 | 7.5% | ||
| nobyeni | 0 | 2,498,424,705 | 5% | ||
| cadawg | 0 | 20,670,683,598 | 9% | ||
| ocd-witness | 0 | 16,137,938,035 | 5% | ||
| madefrance | 0 | 849,524,540 | 2.5% | ||
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Update: Got shat on yesterday. They get nervous divebombing me which softens their bowels.
| author | blanchy |
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> Just a few on the long list that kids do and I think it will get worse by the next generation. The next generation are surely going to add more to the list. I really appreciate the community for adding my post to the weekly showcase blog.
| author | offia66 |
|---|---|
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> The other stories will let you know how much of a financial guy you are. Let's hope that many here decide to peek into that mirror. Since I suspect we are here in the midst of a very rich quarry of individuals who would like to determine with better precision how high can be their financial level while maintaining a heightened sense of humor. LoL Very grateful that my post with such a quirky sense of humor has been one of those selected for your weekly review. https://ethanwiner.com/Smileys/Thumbs%20Up.gif Cheers!! :)
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I'm quite honored that my post has been selected to be part of the weekly review. I'm continually inspired to write and entertain. Thank you comedyopenmic 🤲🏼
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