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<center><h1>An Ice Cream Sandwich: The Making Of</h1></center>
<p> Love ice cream sandwiches but hate driving to the fuckin store. No fuckin problem. Here is how to make your own at home. </p>
<h3>Step one: Have your wife make some goddamn cookies. 
  As long as her cookies don't suck you're in business*.</h3>
<img alt="Pile O Cookies" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/e802798c393e8a38547db8b3e5a6b10b.jpg" />
<h3>Step two: now that you got those cookies, you pray that there's some ice cream in the stupid freezer and you don't have to go to the store. … and were good.</h3>
<img alt="Ice Cream" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/174ed3bb7e75c4ba2d60f3596e80baf2.jpg" />
<h3>Step three: once you have your ice cream. You gently tell your cookies to assume the position and begin to apply that sweet frozen dairy liberally.</h3>
<img alt="Talking to Cookies" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/2829c3faf90d1c0c7c2d9c59a84430c2.jpg" />
<h3>Step four: join those two halves in an unholy matrimony, wrap and press</h3>.
<img alt="Unholy Matrimony" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/05175e8d06b6d043cef3a7525f4e51dd.jpg" />
<h3>Throw that fucker in the icebox and wait…...</h3>
<img alt="Fucking Freezer" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/c52c64cb9e0e9ec892a01334b5724065.jpg" />
<h3>“Three hours later…….”</h3>
<img alt="Time Passing" src="https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2016/05/14/18/46/clock-1392326_640.jpg" />
<h3>Congratulations bitch tits! You've got yourself a delicious frozen treat. </h3>
<img alt="Fuck that" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/f6609ef1eb18cc03a04b7b341abf4d79.jpg" />
<h3> Now go enjoy that treat fatty.</h3>
<img alt="Mmmm... Chunky!" src="https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/10/06/af0bed007adb7fabe48185a8c51b4ed6.jpg" />
 <p>Disclaimer: Ben can say these things because he is three quarters obese.</p><p> *Special thank you to bens wife for making our cookies.</p>
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<p>Thank for reading, hope you enjoyed yourselves and maybe got a laugh out of it! Have a great week, we'll be back next week.</p>
<p><em>@bzeen & @jbaker585</em></p>