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Mystifying Riddles for Blockchain Eternity-Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 20
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If an asexual organism is sexually harassed by a Hollywood producer, can that organism sue for an enhanced hate crime based on sexual orientation?
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 If Chuck Norris befriended Kevin Bacon would Kevin Bacon have less degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon?
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 If God only asks for 10% of your earnings does that also make God a racist who only looks out for the rich?
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Is this what happens to Major League Baseball if pitchers can't pitch inside, catchers can't be run over, and steroid users keep using estrogen based hormones to mask performance enhancing drugs?
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If Yoda were teaching a politician to become a Jedi, who would have the better Jedi mind tricks when talking about the Federal Reserve Banking System?
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If Donald Trump were to win a Nobel Peace Prize would the Associated Press headline by default read:  "Nobel Committee Loses Prize to Trump in North Korean Interfered Election?"
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWtPxCAnLQ25RZFCfrpYPd5a7KByv6wgiusA6zbXaZhQe/image.png)

How much longer does the movie 'Idiocracy' replace The New York Times as the publication of record?
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWJhJ6wkLRdjCjUwzzHM86Fbf53xfzjMVNyd4mcMJ136o/image.png)

Can we all downvote each other in the first fifteen minutes of our posts when the new HardFork 20 rolls out since we can't curate worth a crap anyway and make the shit posts in the trending get hundreds of thousands of down votes also since "the posts with the best value needs to passed toward them" in the eyes of the public?
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If Hillary Clinton sued herself for defamation of character during the 2016 presidential campaign, who would win and who would be in charge of finding everyone involved not guilty?
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I nominate @ilovepoorpeople and @beeyou
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@acolucky ·
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These are the real questions. Let me get my magic 8ball and work them over.
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@belemo · 
I'm still dizzy from deciphering the hillary clinton thing
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@bobaphet ·
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I hope those were rhetorical questions, otherwise I just failed.
Peace.
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@buttcoins ·
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if starwars had sex with Barnie... would jabba the hut taste like blueberries and let kids lick him.
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@davemccoy · 
haha... I love it Crypt!  I'm shocked you haven't got more votes yet on it!  That is really some deep shit you are talking about there too! lol

These are all existential questions that we should ponder... Like I said yesterday, you are a cross between Merlin and Socrates :D  Good post my man!
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@cryptkeeper17 · 
It sucks davemccoy, but it's my kind of suck.  Commercial success doesn't follow a guy when he is the only one laughing at his own stuff, but some of these things crack me up.  I got too political, didn't realize there were so many political jokes, which really don't need to become jokes or memes right now they do that amazingly well by themselves.
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@doomsdaychassis ·
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Please nominate 2 people so that your entry can be considered valid, judged and upvoted. 
Thanks
Your friendly neighborhood comedy open mic judge
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@cryptkeeper17 · 
Yes sir, so it shall be done...
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@doomsdaychassis · 
thank you sir
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@doomsdaychassis ·
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I loved the Idiocracy and hard fork part. I think you really nailed it there. Keep up the good work sir.
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@gaborockstar · 
Good job man... i like your post.
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@mineopoly ·
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> Can we all downvote each other in the first fifteen minutes of our posts when the new HardFork 20 rolls out since we can't curate worth a crap anyway and make the shit posts in the trending get hundreds of thousands of down votes also since "the posts with the best value needs to passed toward them" in the eyes of the public?

Life's mysteries... 

Let's wait and see.
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@pechichemena ·
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The answer is and always will be 42... to all of them
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