<p>Its been a long time that most people have not seen text jokes because of memes so i thought you may like some.Here are my best picks.</p>
<p><strong>Seconds</strong></p>
<p> Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.<br>
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?<br>
Doctor: Nine.</p>
<p><strong>The train</strong></p>
<p> A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”<br>
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”</p>
<p><strong>Mother remembers my name </strong></p>
<p>Mother: Anton, "do you think I’m a bad mother"?<br>
Son:My name is Paul</p>
<p><strong>Psycho Psychiatrist</strong></p>
<p> A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”<br>
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Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“<br>
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<p><strong>Ok I'm Going.Never mind</strong></p>
<p> Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. <br>
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! <br>
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! <br>
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.</p>
<p><strong>Eagle Eyes</strong></p>
<p>Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?<br>
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?<br>
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.</p>
<p><strong>We same in the space </strong></p>
<p> Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space? <br>
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To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!" <br>
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"What is the problem?</p>
<p>"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"</p>
<p><strong>Only three wishes</strong></p>
<p> Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.<br>
The genie grants each of them one wish. <br>
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted. <br>
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted. <br>
The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.</p>
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