A funny thing happened on my way to my car the other week. I was at the shopping center strolling through the car park walking to my car and pressing the button to unlock it. It's a bit old and dicky and sometimes I need to use the house key to get the button to work because my fingers are so fat. Anyway I was pressing the button for what seemed like ages when a lady said excuse me, walked past me and got in the car after it finally opened. My car was three spaces down :/

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the ceremony where I would receive my Purple Heart. The forecast said it would be nice, shockingly, it was wrong. I arrived early and there was a sudden gust of wind. A strawberry came in like a P51 Mustang and left a welt in the shape of a heart right on my chest. No one would ever believe me.

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@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on my way to calmed mentally. I strolled past a glistening tree, which bore a sign stating, "free!" Well, what could this mean? A free tree?, or its leaves of green?,  or something still yet unseen?  I stood a moment and pondered, these questions that be, 'till I gave it an answer specific to me.  And strolled on with free calm mentality.
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A funny thing happened to me on the way to destroying the world. It started off as any regular morning. Powering up the generators. Checking the capacitors. Tuning the vortex dismantling calibrations. You know, normal stuff. I left the house to go for one final walk before hatching my master plan, and 5 minutes in, the weirdest thing happened. I was abducted by aliens. Not those scary looking ones from the James Cameron movie. Not even those silly android looking ones with the big heads. These aliens were beautiful. Captain Kirk would have been proud.  They probed me until they couldn't probe any more, and strangely enough, I liked it. Once they finished their experiments, they beamed me back into my secret lab, where I had second thoughts about global destruction. The next time you see a silver flash in the sky, make sure to wave and say "Thanks, beautiful aliens". Thanks indeed.

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A funny thing happened to me on the way to school today. I don't know if to call it funny or embarrassing. As I hurriedly went to school, I noticed a lot of persons staring and smiling at me sheepishly. I wondered why. I knew I wasn't so pretty as I hadn't applied any makeup on. As I turned back, I saw a mad man pointing and running towards me. Without thinking, I started running for my dear life. As I ran, I tripped and fell heavily. He caught up with me and said "the back zipper on your skirt is open and take, your wig fell off while you were running". Oh my God! I was really embarrassed. And it was one of those days when I don't put on any underwears..meanwhile the inscription on my shirt read "I'M SEXY AND I LIKE IT". No wonder those people were staring and smiling.
I was even madder than the mad man!

A funny thing happened to me today while I was  on my way to pay for a hamer a three nails in the hardware store. A man stopt me and said it was lovely to see me again in such a strange place. I looked around and there was nothing unusual, but I suddenly felt two hands on my belly rubbing it. He surely thinks he knows me. “ How are you” he asked me” . Ok” I said looking at huis hands. His hands still resting on my belly. I just couldn’t remember this man nor his name. We said good buy, startled for some seconds, I ran after him to ask his name. Before I reached him, he met up with his mates, all giving him money, and I heard one mate say: We meant to say, touch a random girl  for more than 30 seconds who is not pregnant!

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the time I home from the garden me to drive a motorcycle Vario.then I stopped at a gas station that it is not far from the plantation me.after filling Motor fuel and soon rushed crossing point out, I suddenly in hit a smile a beautiful girl who is also riding a bike in front of me.instantly immediately my heart touched and reply directly to smile to muttered in the heart it has never been I met a smile as beautiful as this.I was leaning and raised gas and add gisi vehicles and passed go to leave the gas station that at the time to be silent witness smile beautiful happy day me along the way home to the House.

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Salutations. I am JaiChai. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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*Funny Thing? - Returning a Lost Wallet*

*The first time I returned a lost wallet that I found on the road, I learned a few things about life.*

*The next day I got a response on a Facebook post about the lost wallet. The man who came for "his" wallet (and the money ~$60) looked like the ID photo in the lost wallet. I psychologically patted myself on the back. But I was very disappointed (and angry) a day later.*

*Why?*

*The true owner showed up.*

*The day before, I had given his twin brother his wallet!*

(For that tenacious Cheetahbot! The above is excerpted from **MY POST:** https://steemit.com/life/@jaichai/ijch-well-this-is-awkward-returning-lost-wallets).

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@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on my way to the market today, as i was robbed . The robbers where so hungry that i was stripped off my clothes, and i was left to return home with my boxers and singlets on. What a sad and funny experience that was for me as my phone was also stolen . I was also accompanied by the robbers home to collect the charger of my phone. I have sworn not to use any expensive phone again. Lol.

A funny thing happened to me today, i was on my way to the college, as i saw this skinny beatiful, model-like lady. shinnig under the sun. Though she is light skinned, as a boss, i  drove towards her. Talked like a matured man, and she accepted to visit my house. Yeah!Today, we both got home by 6:00 pm. we had sex, when i was going for the fourth she shouted suddenly, i though she has reached her climax, but "the terrible" is knocking the door, while i'm ignorant. 20 mins later, i discovered she has fainted.....but the most painful  part is, her hand is also broken. Now i'm in a state of dillemma as she is alive already, but begging me to continue......i'm chasing her away right now, because im not ready to be jailed, I'm still enjoying my life at Steemit, but she keep on begging me she wanna tstay for a night. please advice me. can she wait for  a night or i pay her bills. My head is still hot....liked and resteemed

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@cryptogrind a funny thing happened to me on the way to college was that I thought mostly about submitting my assignments to teacher that I had done without sleeping up to late night and the after reaching college I realized that it was Sunday.

A funny thing happened to me on my way to my Grandma's house, I remembered she was dead.... Creepy right?

A funny thing happened to me on my way to a church conference trip. I dashed out of the house without crosschecking what i had in my bag cos i was late for the trip. On the way, pastor asked me to give him my bible cos his bible is in his luggage, i handed my bible over to him only for him to say " Sister Faith, you just gave me a romance novel not a bible". I was quite embarrased, it was then i remembered my bible's cover and novel cover is same