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dadjowke · @dadjok3oftheday ·
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Unfortunately sir,
We don't serve time travellers in here.

A man walks in to a bar...

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@arcange · 
Congratulations @dadjok3oftheday!
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* Upvotes - Ranked 3 with 1077 upvotes
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@ironshield · 
This made me chuckle.

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