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Daily Joke : 2019-02-19 by dadjokeoftheday

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Daily Joke : 2019-02-19
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

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>Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.


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