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jokes · @davidnx · Aug 1 '17

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A bacon, an egg, a sausage, a tomato and a piece of toast walk Into a bar

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Today is bacon day for my posts, so here's a joke about bacon...



A bacon, an egg, a sausage, a tomato and a piece of toast walk Into a bar.
 
 
The bartender looks at the odd group for a moment and tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”


Adapted from:
http://mix108.com/a-little-bacon-humor/

Picture - pixabay.com

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@nzfxtrader · Aug 1 '17

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@thethreehugs · Aug 1 '17

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Okay, you had me at bacon!!  Now I have to make me some bacon and eggs for midnight snak..lol  Love the joke!

👍 davidnx

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