Joke of the day - Self-reference jokes by davidnx

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jokes · @davidnx · Jul 21 '17

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Joke of the day - Self-reference jokes

Today’s jokes are about self-reference, where someone says something about themselves, or people in general including themselves.

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Here we go:

>"Quotes found on the internet are not always accurate" - Abraham Lincoln.
>
>If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the other 5%?
>
>Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else.
>
>All extremists should be taken out and shot!
>

You'll find a few more here:

http://web.maths.unsw.edu.au/~jim/selfref.html

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@aaravm · Jul 21 '17

New Followers get 0.001 SBD$ and on one upvote get an upvote for free!! Just follow and upvote post
https://steemit.com/@aaravm

👎 davidnx

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@ahmedezzat · Jul 21 '17

Very good post
Keep 
Followed , upvoted

👍 davidnx

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