Here’s my next installment of a  joke once a day - just something to break the monotony…
 
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>If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and it taint mine.
One dollar said to the other, our love does not makes cents it makes dollars.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
The other day I went to the ATM and this old woman asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. 
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


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