<html> <p>https://i.imgur.com/DfIvnN3.jpg</p> <p>So, if you've known me for awhile or follow me, then you more than likely know that I just recently moved and we've been trying to settle in. But, of course, life has other plans like pounding me in the butt with unfortunate events. And, not in the fun way with lube, leather and a sex dungeon. Some of them have been much worse than others, especially over the past few days. The whole moving process has been grueling and exhausting, and I've had a somewhat hard time adjusting to the new apartment. I'm not sure why, probably because I've lived in the same place for so many years. But, that has been the least of my or my fiancee's problems with this place. </p> <p>So, when we first moved in here we noticed some strange smell coming from the bedroom. Kind of a musky smell, but not the kind you smell from your alocholic uncle who's a pretty cool guy when he's not passed out from all the booze. We weren't sure what the smell was, so we just aired the room out and ran the AC for awhile and it mostly went away. However, we took a look into our walk in closet and noticed a very odd spot on the side of the wall. I thought maybe the previous renters might have accidently put a hole in the wall and patched it over. However, we noticed it was very soft to the touch all over, and you could probably just push through the wall with ease. This was a bit concerning, so we brought it up to the manager and maintanence team. They looked into it, but thought it wasn't a huge deal and would eventually get it taken care of. </p> <p>A few days go by and then we notice that soft spot in the closet is basically the entire one side of our bedrooms wall. We bring it up with maintanence again, and they tell us they will get back to us. Well, that shit never happened. Another few days go by and we get the internet finally set up. Well, there's problems with that of course so we have to contact them to get them to come out and check it. They send out a technician and within minutes of arriving, he went to the wiring box to check the socket. Low and behold, someone opened it up at some point and didn't close it properly, which led to the delicious situation of him opening the box and having 3 dead rotting birds fall out. </p> <p>I have to say, it was pretty god damn funny seeing the guys reaction. He lost his shit pretty quickly, and refused to do anything while he was here. Instead, he called another worker to the location and made this random guy do everything for him. He also came into our apartment to wash his hands about 3 times, and just seems to be losing his shit the entire time he was here. We even had a nice conversation about all the diseases birds carry and why he wouldn't even touch a living bird. <del>It was truly a rousing time, full of debachery and large amounts of lsd</del>.</p> <p>After dealing with that, some more time went by without anything horrible happening. But, eventually, the universe had to flip me the bird and pee into my face with its soft cock in hand. How you might be asking yourself, while agressively playing with your nipples? Well, in the most sexy way possible of course. Having our bathroom backflood with sewage water! Delicious-o! Yep, that's right. Within 2.5 weeks of being here we had that happen. This was thanks to one of our neighbors above us flushing an item down the main sewage line that they should't have, causing a clog which just butt fucked up pretty much for an entire day. It's been a long time since I've had to piss into a bottle, but never before had I had to do it in my own home. </p> <p>After about 7-8 hours, they had the sewage line fixed which only involved taking the toilet off, sucking everything out of the system, bringing in a team to tear the carpet and clean it and then put the toilet back on and then sanitizing the floor as well as the kitchen floor since the flood made its way into there somehow. Oh, but don't you worry. They made sure not to clean up the bathroom other than the floor. We had to clean the walls, behind the toilet, the toilet, the bathroom tub and the heater on the wall. That wasn't gross at all, nah. </p> <p>So, after all that what else could have possibly happened in the past 2.5 weeks that you've been there? Oh, don't you worry. I saved the best bukkake for last, my friends! You remember when I mentioned that soft spot on the wall that maintenance never got back to us about? Yeah, after the bathroom flooded we took a look at that area again. It's gotten much worse since we moved in. We brought this up with the guys while they were fixing the bathroom, which left them pretty concerned. They talked with the manager who came and took a look at it as well. Their conclusion? They need to come in here and tear down the whole wall and redo the foundation on this part of the building before rebuilding the wall. </p> <p>Yeah, doesn't sound too great does it? Especially with the next step of this whole thing that the manager suggessted/offered us. She would like for us to move into another apartment that is a bit larger next door, and it's located on the 3rd floor compared to our basement level apartment. Well, that wouldn't be terrible news except for one little thing. We have no one to help us move again. This is a bit of an issue when we have multiple things that weight between 300-500 pounds, including an armoire that 4 people could barely get down 7 steps together. Obviously there's no fucking way I can turn into the hulk to carry this thing up 3 flights of stairs on my own. </p> <p>Later today we're supposed to hear back from the manager on what's going on with that. We told her we thought it was more than fair to ask for help moving via either hiring moving people or having the maintenance team help us considering this shit is all on them. Our experiences here have been less than stellar, and I really hope this shit gets cleared up and taken care of without becoming more of a headache. Oh, and the cherry on top of all of this. The day after all this bathroom flooding shit happened, my laptop charger decided to die on me so now I am stuck doing everything on mobile. If my luck was any worse I'd probably be getting butt fucked by tourists in thailand in some sex dungeon tied up to a rock. </p> <p>Anyways, yeah. If you don't see me posting a lot for a few days or the next week don't be surprised. Shit is still crappy here and getting figured out. I apologize for my poor grammar, but I have sausage fingers and typing this all out has been a nightmare, and I don't want to go back and try to correct anything. Hell, just getting my thumbnail image made for this post was a fucking abysmal experience. But, yeah. Hope you've enjoyed reading through my rant before I morph into a puddle of insanity. I genuinely hope you all are having a much, much better time than I am right now. Until next time, take care! </p> <p>https://i.imgur.com/PJbUhnC.png</p> </html>
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|---|---|
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That sounds absolutely dreadful...but I appreciated all the epic lulz throughout it!! The drunk uncle, the soft cock bird pee... lmao... I sure hope they pay for movers to get you guys out of there. It's the right thing to do.
| author | lyndsaybowes |
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Yeah, it has not been a good time at all. But, I always try to make a joke out of everything to make myself feel better. So, I'm glad I am not the only one who gets a kick out of my humor.
| author | deadspace |
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Highly readable IMO! Made my day.
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Ah man sorry to hear about your troubles but the way you tell it sure is funny, haha peace man
| author | nathanjtaylor |
|---|---|
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Thanks, man. Glad you had a laugh out of it, bro.
| author | deadspace |
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Oh, by the way, make sure you donβt have any mold lurking in that apartment, I know a guy recently got very sick from mold in his apartment (the mold literally ate his spine), soft walls, leaks, weird smells, moisture, warning signs of mold.
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|---|---|
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