<h2>I love this Lord Vader series but some are listed under dragonslayer so are hard to find.</h2>Here is a collection of the "transmissions" with links. I started this becauee I was trying to find the performance review post and it took me a while. <h3>If you read one, read that one.</h3>
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[start with the introduce yourself post](https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@lordvader/i-m-lord-vader-and-i-m-sad). Not much here but you can see the potential. Complains about upbringing and his boss, "a tyrant"

[Episode I - New Weapon](https://steemit.com/haha/@lordvader/what-it-s-like-to-ruin-an-empire-diaries-of-a-sith) Lord Vader wants to try out his new weapon.


<h2>[Stormtrooper Performance Reviews](https://steemit.com/funny/@dragonslayer109/what-it-s-like-to-ruin-an-empire-diary-of-a-sith-lord-stormtrooper-performance-reviews-featuring-new-author-lordvader)</h2>**This is the one that got me hooked. This is the performance review of the storm troopers who let Luke Leah, Hans and the wookie escape.**

[On hiring contractors](https://steemit.com/funny/@dragonslayer109/what-it-s-like-to-ruin-an-empire-hiring-independent-contractors-featuring-lordvader-as-author) Lord Vader wants to use contractors to replace the 16 storm troopers lost in recent battle.

[Episode IV - Sensitivity Training](https://steemit.com/funny/@dragonslayer109/how-to-ruin-an-empire-diary-of-a-sith-lord-part-iv-sensitivity-training) Lord Vader goes to sensitivity training to learn to respect all the races in the galaxy. 

[Episode V - Imperial Press Conference](https://steemit.com/funny/@dragonslayer109/how-to-ruin-an-empire-imperial-press-conference-featuring-lordvader-as-author). Lord Vader works with imperial propagandists  at a press conference on how to stop the rebels. 

[Episode VI - Downtime](https://steemit.com/funny/@dragonslayer109/how-to-ruin-an-empire-diary-of-a-sith-episode-vi-downtime-featuring-lordvader-as-author) Another one I missed from dragonslayer, talks about Vaders love of the Harry Potter books and similarities to his life(he is not talking about Harry).

[People Charging for Goods and Services](https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-special-report-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force) Lord Vader discusses exploitation of contractors

[Episoee VII -Rooms for Rent ](https://steemit.com/comedy/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-vii-rooms-for-rent). Lord Vader tries to rent out spare rooms in the Death Star to raise funds to repair the Tesh compacted which was damaged when the prisoners escaped.

[Episode VIII:Landlord Vader](https://steemit.com/humor/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-viii-landlord-vader) Lord Vader complains about being a landlord. Not enough lady renters and the indignities of facing rent stabilization. Also makes fun of uncle Owen.

[Episode IX - Hey Banking Clan Can You Spare a Dime](https://steemit.com/humor/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-ix-hey-banking-clan-can-you-spare-a-dime). Lord Vader tackles the baking industry. He starts by making a case against Obiwan Kenobi, then discusses how light sabers are a a clean way to kill, then the issues in banking.

I"ll add a few more later but need to do some work!