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Comedy rumble: The mosquitoes in my house. by didipaul

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· @didipaul ·
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Comedy rumble: The mosquitoes in my house.
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Sometimes i wish i could ask Noah of all the animals that God asked him to put inside the ark before the great flood, were mosquitoes and cockroach really that necessary??. This is the seventh time i am diagnosing malaria this year  and the year has not even ended yet. I met a friend and she gave me tips on how to get rid of mosquitoes for life.

Firstly i met a man who sells insect killers and i asked him to give me something that will kill mosquitoes and he gave me two powders and instructed that i sprinkle it in every corners of the room and warned me not to sprinkle inside any food or edible items not even on my tooth brush. **Wow you mean this thing van even kill me talk more of tiny mosquitoes??**  I was super excited with the way i was shining my teeth as i was going home with the insect killers. Just as he said sprinkle in the corners and i did just that. 

It was about 1:30 am in the morning when i started to hear people laughing inside my room but when i turned on the light all the mosquitoes and cockroaches ran and hide themselves as if i was playing hide and seek with them, I knew those cockroaches were the ones laughing at me for trying to eradicate them. With insect powder i even noticed that the CPD which is (cockroach police department) had already marked all the corners of the room with yellow tapes **"danger zone keep off"** I was so disappointed but couldn't do anything until morning when i gathered some of the money i had, went inside the supermarket and bought one insecticide spray which is the best insecticide spray i found in the store.

I sprayed it twice in the afternoon and at night before sleeping this was to be sure that i have killed both the father, mother, grand father, children, nephews And relatives of all the mosquitoes and cockroaches in the house. Finally that night was the best night so far and i was sleeping like a new born baby untill it was 12 midnight i decided to look around the house to know how well i have dealt with this bandits but when I opened my eyes, the first mosquito passed with a very high speed like that of flash and sonic in the movies, the second one cat-walked majestically putting on a white nose mask. The cockroaches went and read the instructions on the insecticide spray i bought and quoted **"crawling insect killer"** , all the cockroaches started flying and none was crawling anymore πŸ’”.

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So i bought insecticide and mosquitoes bought nose masks, cockroaches became wise too, Okay!. Now i just bought a new mosquito net for my bed hoping that mosquitoes at least wont passthrough the nets but when i sleep i do wake up to find either my hand or leg outside the mosquito net. Based on how smart these mosquitoes are, I know they are the ones removing some parts of my body outside the net at night for dinner. If these bandits dont change from their evil ways i will park out of this yardπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but until then, do have a great day guys.😊

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@leemah1 ·
Mosquitoes are smart that we think, there was a day mosquito were disturbing me and  when I can find solution I decided to cover myself up but they still crawl and enter the blanket, they bite me more than normal and all my face was full of mosquito's bites
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@merit.ahama ·
Haha is the concluding part for me πŸ˜… you want to park out for mosquitoes

I can understand very well if it does get to that point but we will hope that you don't find your skin outside the net first πŸ₯²

I still remember how I fell in love with sleeping with net after mosquito dealt with me.

These insecticides and killers produced, are no longer a threat to their lives... They actually use them as perfumes 🀣
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@didipaul ·
> Haha is the concluding part for me πŸ˜… you want to park out for mosquitoes

For peace to reign naπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. haven't i suffered enough already?πŸ˜‚

> These insecticides and killers produced, are no longer a threat to their lives... They actually use them as perfumes 🀣

My dear, mosquitoes are now wise sefπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ if you buy a flying insect killer all the insects including mosquitoes will barn flights and they'll start using Keke. Buy crawling insect killer and watch lizards growing wingsπŸ’”
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@merit.ahama ·
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
So funny! I just wonder how they are able to do that πŸ˜… frustrating insects 
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@nelson-george ·
>Based on how smart these mosquitoes are, I know they are the ones removing some parts of my body outside the net at night for dinner.

I swear man, those things are stronger then you think. The mosquitoes in my house carry along a blood bag and needle everywhere that go just to drain you
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@didipaul ·
Whaaat??🀣 It seems your own case is quite serious than mine.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I would have packed out of the house for 5hem by nowπŸ˜‚
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@royalevidence ·
Well soon the FBI working for the mosquito will be looking for you 🀣🀣
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@treasure-joshua ·
The insecticides no longer work man, I spray some at the mosquitoes in my house, they inhale it like weed and exhale, no joke
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@didipaul ·
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ you're so funny I thought i was the only one going through this rage with mosquitoes not knowing some people have had 
same or worse cases πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 
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