These "beautifully" drawn cartoons were made by me and not an AI system installed in a drunken Ant's backside. What happens when two crypto traders meet for a romantic *Candle*light dinner  My friend always goes for these crypto nerds - I can see a pattern here. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My cousin's friend's neighbor's ex-girlfriend's dog's previous veternarian asked me to buy this NFT thing  MAKE IT DO SOMETHING!!! I can't even hang it in my living room. How do I make money from this thing? It was drawn by a five-year-old genius kid. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you guys know the new regulations in India on Crypto, 30% tax then surcharge and cess and the trimmings, you're left with a few Satoshis. Talk about a hole in the pocket. 
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Thank God here in Iraq, they wouldn't even know how tax it if they want.
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hahaa how true! The shittiest part of the whole crypto experience...taxes, gag. The candle light dinner is shaping up to be a front runner in divorce court. 'But Your Honor, he likes *red* candles and I like *green* candles.' Posted Using [LeoFinance <sup>Beta</sup>](https://leofinance.io/@tamaralovelace/re-diebitch-5kadkv)
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