Tension by dk853311

jokes · @dk853311 · Sep 19 '18

$6.08

Tension

![coollogo_com-147471519.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVeTJnP71mUfCM4K6XtHyyBHF98C39NHA6LLp3UZaAxkV/coollogo_com-147471519.png)लड़की ने आपसे लिफ्ट मांगी,
रास्ते में उसकी तबीयत ख़राब हो गई।
आपको टेंशन!

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आप हॉस्पिटल ले गए,
डॉक्टर बोला- आप बाप बनने वाले हो!
आपको फ़िर टेंशन!!

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आप बोले- मैं इसका बाप नहीं!
फिर लड़की से पूछा!
लड़की बोली- यही इस बच्चे बाप है।
आपको और टेंशन!!!

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फिर पुलिस आई,
आपका मेडिकल चेकअप हुआ।
रिपोर्ट आई!
कि आप तो कभी बाप ही नहीं बन सकते!
आपको और ज्यादा टेंशन!
आपने खुदा का शुक्रिया अदा किया और आप ख़ुशी ख़ुशी घर गए!
और फिर सोचा की घर में जो बच्चे हैं
वो किसके हैं…????
आपको फिर से टेंशन!!!!!!!

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