🤣🤣🤣 I learned never to google when it claimed I'd die the next day. Stay away from googling your ailments!!

😂😂😂 the worst thing anyone can do is google their symptoms. I remember the time google told me I had kidney disease, it was horrific 😂😂

Honestly, I laughed out so loud!
 I have being a victim of google search and the results can increase your ailment.... raising your blood pressure high like wt! rofl 🤣🤣

Googly didn't tell you turn on the stove lmao 😆😆...that means we are switching to Siri lol
This is hilarious 🤣

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laughing My Ass off, This is hilarious bro.

Once Google told me I got heart attack in my kidney :!

First meeting on her grandfather funeral ah damn, Enough reason To die. (Adding this on my list to impress my crush)

Reading that snake friend part Hurt's me bro i ain't Got any friend :! I'm okay with snake friend send them to me.

Haha repairing screen part remind me off 5 minute craft i used to trust them 

Pressing "F" to pay respect for the wasted toothpaste.

Enough laughter for tonight The best thing i read before going to sleep.

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You've finally published a post😊😊. You're right. If you googled things about your health, you’d think you're going to die the next day😂. There was a time I searched for how to get pink and soft lips, after doing what I saw, I woke up with a swollen lip the next day😂. 

This is hilarious😂...it's fuuny how dependent we are on google, the article writers know this so I think they put up silly unthinkable things as some sort of twisted joke...that's my opinion . The going blind cuz of wet eyes and getting brain cancer cuz of a headache is just plain evil😂. The one with the toothpaste is something else, I think I've actually come across that one before.

If you think google is evil check out 5 minute crafts on youtube. Their hacks will blow your mind...literally.

Thanks for cracking me up, I'm here through dreemport🙂

"Google, I'm with a bit of headache, what do I have?"

"CANCER, HEART ATTACK, MALARIA, ALL OF THEM TOGETHER"

Thx Google :x

!1UP

Pretty funny. You have shown that you can't follow to the letter   google. 

You reminded me of a time when a friend of mine was googling for a breakdown on his car, and the result of what the car had according to google.... "car cancer".

> I had to eat that mixture as Google didn't tell turning the stove on.

HAHahahahaha that one cracked me up.

I freaking hate google when it comes to diseases. How come it range from a cold to cancer? And then I have to google how to get rid of anxiety, and more anxiety it creates, because now, of course, I have some sort of severe mental disorder.

Great work!

Some things found on Google should be left on Google😂😂😂.. this one time, I searched for how to grow my hair. It gave a recipe using onion and a bunch of other stuffs, you don't want to know how that ended

Oh my God🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't stop laughing while reading this...Xd
You know Google suggestions can be helpful atimes and funny sometimes. Not everything suggested by google I do follow especially when I have another alternative solution.

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🤣🤣🤣

>My bad that gathering was the funeral of her grandfather. 

Google had finally helped you out. Lol

> I had to eat that mixture as Google didn't tell turning the stove on.

Oh my 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing at this. Do you expect Google to tell you that? 

Hihi, one day I asked google to remove dandruff from my hair. It is suggested to use egg and yogurt, by doing this dandruff did not leave my hair but all people leave me for one day, their nose is very sensitive to the egg odor, they should quickly ask google how to cure it...xD.So egg in the hair can be used to get rid of all people lol.
Nice remedies you were suggested, you should write them in a diary and follow them🤣🤣

Omg 😂 you were murdered after the statement. I am suggesting to you that next time don't ask such things which can be harmful for you.

And the omlet omg it is seriously fucking method that it didn't tell you to turn on the stove. Next time I'll assist you by telling you to on the stove.

And washing the screens with the tooth paste is another thing which is making laughter in me 😂🤣😂.

The toothpaste one got me 😆 
I remember seeing so many “life hacks” on how to repair your cracked screen only using toothpaste. There’s a special place in hell for these people lol! 

What version of Google are you using?😟😃