So...
I think I thought a thought I thought. I think I thought a thought. If the thought I think I thought is what I think I thought..then check this
![bird.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYj2q42TYWZuCaUjTPb4Q7cdQc8a4MVVjEG9BfHRovD99/bird.jpg)

People be sayin' .. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"  but what the fuck does that even mean?

Let's start with what they mean by a bird. Clearly the phrase itself is metaphorical, so it probably isn't really a bird. Hm..so birds have beaks..and a beak is used for pecking at shit..pecking implies there is a pecker and a pecker is also another term referring to the male genitalia aka the penis

Potentially that would make <b>bird = penis </b>

If true, we are now at " A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Being an old phrase, and being well informed on the history of the female pubis. I do recall that women back in the day never used to shave their pubic mound. The wild overgrowth below is also known as a bush..and when one talks of this the bush they are generally referring to the vagina. 
If <b> bush = vagina = pussy = cunt </b> and <b> bird = pecker = penis = dick</b> that would bring us to..

"A dick in the hand is worth two in the cunt"


In conclusion, this seemingly bullshit phrase when deciphered reveals how a woman should go about her first threesome with 2 guys. Although both might fit in the cunt...it will be painful. So a dick in the hand is most certainly worth two in the cunt.

Now we know.