Spending money is not a problem, I just hate to go to shopping with women by dumar022

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life · @dumar022 · Sep 16 '16 (edited)

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Spending money is not a problem, I just hate to go to shopping with women

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<h3>Now, what should I do? Standing in front of that dressing room and holding her purse and a hundred bags while she is trying ten shirts and all that shirts look the same to me! I feel like a castrated dog in these situations. Then she comes out from that dressing room and asks:</h3>
<p>- <em>How does this look on me?</em></p>
<p>- <em>Fine! </em>- I usually say.</p>
<p>Then she gives me this angry look and say:</p>
<p><em>- You always say that!</em></p>
<p>Next time, when she got out the dressing room, s asked me again:</p>
<p>-<em> How does this shirt look on me?</em></p>
<p><em>- Not very nice</em> - I said and that really made her mad:</p>
<p><em>- How dare you? </em>- she screamed on me and got back in the dressing room. She bought that shirt anyway, so I don't know why she asked me for my opinion.</p>
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<p>http://i.imgur.com/tvwZuTx.jpg</p>
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<p>I really hate to spend hours within the walls of some air - conditioned mall. And I avoid even to drive near any shopping center with any kind of females in my car. I was many times in situations with different girls when we were passing by the mall, and she would tell me:</p>
<p>- <em>Please, can you stop the car here for just one minute, I have to check something?</em></p>
<p>And here I am, sitting and waiting in my car for hours!</p>
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<h3>Even when my mom calls me and says that she has problems with her car, then asks me if I can take her to shopping, I just say:</h3>
<p>-<em> I will get you my car keys and I don't wanna know anything else about it.</em></p>
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<p>http://i.imgur.com/jlX1woe.jpg</p>
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<p>When I go to shopping, I know exactly what do I need! And I go straight for that. Never longer than 15 minutes.&nbsp;</p>
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<h3>So, if you are shopping freak, please do not forget that someone is wasting his time waiting for you!</h3>
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@natord · Sep 16 '16

last 3 years my wife makes a shopping only in web. I don't know who i love more for that: wife or internet :)

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@dumar022 · Sep 16 '16

Hahahaha, Lol

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@oaldamster · Sep 16 '16

XD

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@runridefly · Sep 16 '16 (edited)

I always tell her she looks "HOT!"   And that I want to go in her dressing room with her, rip her clothes off and then bone her.   

@dumar022, another awesome post.  Love the poor guy laying dead with all the shopping bags.

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@dumar022 · Sep 16 '16

Thank you @runriderly , I will try your way

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@runridefly · Sep 16 '16

She get all flustered.  Tell her "Turn around and let me see that beautiful ass of yours."

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@techslut · Sep 16 '16

I am a woman and I hate shopping. My advice? Have her go with a friend and not you. Tell her you will be happy to see her model her new clothes for you. And when she does? Don't say fine. Anything but fine. That drives me nuts too.

As for giving your opinion - there's a way to do it. Think of it this way - it's not about the clothes, it's about HER. If she is wearing something you think is nice, tell her it makes her look regal or that the color looks great with her eyes. If she's wearing something ugly, say something like: "I've seen other things that look much better on you. It doesn't accentuate your beauty, it's just meh."

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@thebluepanda · Sep 17 '16

my bf, on the other hand, makes me try all the clothes of the shop :D

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@ziogio · Sep 16 '16

Not every woman act like a shopping woman..

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@dumar022 · Sep 16 '16

Hey I didn't say that ;)

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