Signalling Telephone - Comedy Open Mic Round #26 (part1) by edje

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comedyopenmic · @edje · Aug 14 '18

$8.16

Signalling Telephone - Comedy Open Mic Round #26 (part1)

<center>Tried my best (well maybe not my real best) with my drawing skills</center>

## <center>funny or not</center>

#### <center>you decide :)</center>


<center>![](https://s15.postimg.cc/vthng6j1n/IMAGE_2018-08-14_21_30_54.jpg)</center>

<br>

<center>Like to participate in comedy open mic #26? click [HERE](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/the-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-26)</center>

<center>I nominate @sulev and @destinysaid to participate</center>

<br>

<center>[![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r_pNCpCrTHI/U-WNx5tRazI/AAAAAAAALgo/InTdFv2V5_A/s1600/smiley-taking-a-bow.png)](https://steemit.com/@edje)</center>

<br><center>
# NJOY

<center><sup>blockchain curator for @illuminati-inc</sup></center>

</center>

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@ange.nkuru · Aug 16 '18

Yes indeed

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@belemo · Aug 14 '18

$0.04

This is just fucking brilliant 😂

👍 edje

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@ange.nkuru · Aug 16 '18

Indeed

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@edje · Aug 14 '18

:)

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@bitfiend · Aug 15 '18

$0.05

haha...it took me a while to get it.  Then I saw the smoke signals.... great job!

👍 edje

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@buttcoins · Aug 17 '18

this post sends signals!!  hahaha nice one

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@com-judge · Aug 14 '18

$0.05

Hi edje, 
 
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👍 edje

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@edje · Aug 14 '18

Super, Thanks.

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@destinysaid · Aug 14 '18

$0.05

O mehn, your drawing skills are way better than mine, lets see if I can tackle this tomorrow 😄

👍 edje

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@edje · Aug 14 '18 (edited)

You dont have to draw for these guys, it is about something funny :) But yeh, why not trying to draw something :)

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@guri-gure · Aug 18 '18

Lol! I didnt get that immediately! Hahaha! Nice one!

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@profanereviews · Aug 15 '18

$0.05

I think you're a good drawer. That guy looks just like my uncle.

👍 edje

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