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๐Ÿ˜œJoin The 2 Nuts on Too Nuts Today @ 4 pm CST
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# Too Nuts
<div class="text-justify">is an unadulterated show in <a href="https://discord.gg/EpyXNyh">The Alliance Castle</a>. Anyone can join us, but be warned, we are lewd and obnoxious. I have a thing for butthugs and boobnugs and @jackmiller, well, he's got the balls! Be aware, this is not a show recommended for politically correct audiences or those that get offended easily. We have offended people before, and probably will again. Lighten up, come have some fun, and don't forget - we're nuts! Join us @ 4 pm CST/5 pm EDT!</div>

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<center><H1>Where Do You Stand?</H1>
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@jackmiller · 
Where for thou art our two nuts!
๐Ÿ‘  
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@enginewitty · 
Never far Romeo
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@jackmiller · 
Ohhh thou Enginewillyeth, it is thou who shall jingle the bells and announceth the start of the Too Nuts show!
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@partiko · 
Thank you so much for participating in the Partiko Delegation Plan Round 1! We really appreciate your support! As part of the delegation benefits, we just gave you a 3.00% upvote! Together, letโ€™s change the world!
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@saffisara · 
I donโ€™t know if I can make it... I mean that is tooo naughty for me and being The innocent Sass that I am... How Will that look? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hahahaha

Kidding... I be there nibbling on them nuts ๐Ÿ˜‹ PEANUTS... Just to clearify ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@enginewitty · 
You like chewing on balls? Bwahahahahaaa!
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@saffisara · 
Yupp... ๐Ÿ˜‹ Best kinds ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hahahaha... Meatballs.. Mmmm

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://partiko.app/referral/saffisara)
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@sgt-dan · 
Did someone say **nuts**?

![image.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/sgt-dan/CKsRmxAY-image.png)
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@steem-ua · 
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@steemitboard · 
Congratulations @enginewitty! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) :

<table><tr><td><img src="https://steemitimages.com/60x70/http://steemitboard.com/@enginewitty/votes.png?201907240650"></td><td>You distributed more than 58000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 59000 upvotes.</td></tr>
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@thejollyroger ·
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### Thank you enginewitty! You've just received an upvote of 75% by thejollyroger!

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