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I woke to the chirping sound of the birds on the tree close to my window. I was so delighted with the sweet smell of spring that welcomed me to the new day when I noticed my roommate, who is my best friend, was up and already in the bathroom.  I called out to her, "Ruby! Are you set for our weekend getaway?!".
No response, except for the whooshing sound made from brushing her teeth. 


So I stood up and walked towards the bathroom when I heard her voice in my head saying, *'blah blah blah, who does she think she is asking me if am set for the getaway?. Queen mother nyeheheh'*. 

I froze and was astonished by what I heard. Why would Ruby say a thing like that to me? Then she came out and looked at me with a slight smile on her face and said, *"Hey BFF, I thought you were still asleep because I was about to come wake you up for our trip, woohoo".* 

Then she flung her fists in the air to demonstrate her joy, whereas I heard her voice in me heard in my head again saying, *'on what world would I be happy to go on a getaway trip with you, I prefer to go for a marathon race Instead and wear out my lungs nyeheheh'.* 

So I asked her, *"why do you prefer to go for a marathon race instead of the getaway trip with me?".* Her expression quickly was surprising, and then she quickly smiled and replied, *"I didn't say such a thing Derby"* so the quietness between us was irking and wired. 

I walked to the kitchen, *"let me prepare breakfast while you park our bag, right?"*. She replied , *"of course that would be a great idea. Let me get it to then"*. She was on her way to our bedroom when I heard her voice in my head yet again saying, *'park a bag, hehe don't worry I will pack a bag for you queen mother'.*

I was confused, shocked, as to why I am hearing Ruby's inner thoughts. I am a human lie detector now or what? She has been lying to me all these years since we were kids. Why? I was asking myself, I thought we were best friends. What else has she lied to me about? I heaved a sign and thought within myself, *"I guess we will find out. This getaway trip is going to be fun."*

Ruby and I were all set for our trip. We both secured our locks to our apartment and walked to the building's garage downstairs. When I asked her, *"hey Ruby, did you remember when I was searching for our family heirloom  6years ago, do you know I still wonder how it got missing and my family kicked me out for it?"* 

Deby replied, *"yeah I remembered, I was not happy, your family kicked you out for it, but look at you now you doing so well without them, right?"* 

I responded, *"em I think so?"* and behold I heard her voice in my head again saying, *'nyahaha, you got knocked over by me! hehe. I guess you will never know I sold your family's heirloom and spent the money at the casino ehehe, such fun that day eh?'*

I stopped abruptly and said, *"WAIT, WHAT?! You sold my family's heirloom?! Ruby, how could I have done that to me?"* She froze and turned slowly towards me and said: *"what are you talking about?"*

I got enraged, put our belongings I was carrying on the floor and went for the neck. *"you irking bitch! You destroyed my life, how dare you?!"* We both fell down hard on the floor struggling when I heard our building's security men running towards us. 

So here is a question for you all, if you were a Human lie detector and discovered your best friend has been lying all this while what would you do or how will you react to the shock? </div>

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