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joke · @etherpunk · Feb 25 '24 (edited)

$2.66

Offline

👍 kevinwong, geekgirl, edje, vapor, d-pend, wandereronwheels, norbu, simonjay, calatorulmiop, awesomianist, hone.heke, cmmemes, simonpang, statsexpert, kittays, jager567, anti-spammer, anomaly, laissez-faire, kartiksingh, introduce.bot
👎 yoshhazi

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@d-pend · Mar 3 '20

$0.09

You forgot the "taking some time to gather my thoughts" part xD

👍 kevinwong, ldp, oddbot, dpend.active, monsterguru, xlnt, steemitpoetry, unconditionalove, curatormissle, roygbiv

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@kevinwong · Mar 3 '20

hahah yes with some phat joints xD

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@daltono · Mar 3 '20

$0.05

Taking some time to wipe my own ass 💩

👍 kevinwong

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@geekgirl · Mar 4 '20

$0.09

lol. Wish you all the best!

👍 kevinwong, shammi

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@kevinwong · Mar 4 '20

k thxbye lol

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@introduce.bot · Mar 3 '20

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@nonameslefttouse · Mar 4 '20

$0.09

quitter!

👍 kevinwong

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@kevinwong · Mar 4 '20

don't you alt+f4 on me!

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@nonameslefttouse · Mar 4 '20

*What's an alt+f4?*

Hey!  I'm on a potato here!  It's going to take all evening to load these tabs up again!

Just kidding.

Pretty cool how I just found out alt ++ does something.

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@resteemsupport · Mar 3 '20

Hello etherpunk!

Congratulations! This post has been randomly Resteemed! For a chance to get more of your content resteemed join the [Steem Engine Team](https://steemit.com/steemit/@steemengineteam/more-followers-more-votes-steemengine)

👎 mack-bot, jager567

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@schattenjaeger · Mar 4 '20

$0.07

I wish Voice was better tbh. The beta is still US only, so I have no idea what goes in there, but from what I've heard, it seems disappointing.

👍 kevinwong

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@kevinwong · Mar 5 '20

came across any reviews on it?

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@schattenjaeger · Mar 5 '20 (edited)

Nah, not really. Just some scattered stuff here and there. I was hoping it would be like Steemit 2016 - the original dan vision. But it seems like it's not. There are the tight requirements for joining, such as a picture, full name, etc. etc. Basically no anonymity.

Not a fan of that.

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@simonjay · Mar 4 '20

$0.05

Dammit, another who does not explain "resignation" well enjoy gathering your thoughts. lol.

👍 simonjay

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@steemitboard · Mar 5 '20

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@steemmatt · Mar 3 '20

$0.08

Is _that_where you've been all these months?!

👍 kevinwong, re2pair

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@kevinwong · Mar 3 '20

lol nah, i didn't get an invite :p

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